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"Certifiable Twat..." - what does the "O" stand for? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Online.
This space for rent
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Of course - why didn't I think of that? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I thought that was reserved for DD on a Friday night?
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Surely he hasn't been online for years, ever since he stranded on his deserted political island?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Apparently he reserves his drunken rantings for FarceBook now... 
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There is nothing reserved about them.
veni bibi saltavi
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You don't know Nagy very well, do you? The mere thought of pouring tonic into his gin sends shivers down his spine! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How very dare you! I always have tonic with my gin. Sometimes I have a Montgomery [at least 15:1] and if I find that too sweet I'll go for 3 parts Gin and small nod in the direction of Calcutta
veni bibi saltavi
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Wow, thanks Nagy! The count is now, 1 more to go to reach 200!
Nagy Vilmos wrote: My answer is I'm a Software Sorcerer!
I used to work for a game company in San Diego called Software Sorcery. 
Marc
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When I was a wee lad, long before the interwebs, I was the Space Cadet. I morphed through being guru and ninja, but I think the idea of Software Sorcerer, .Net Necromancer or even Java Genie works well.
veni bibi saltavi
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Kudos. This discusses in one place many discussions I've had over the years with other developers. I especially liked your deconstruction of "methodology".
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: No one can kick my ass better than I can.
Which movie?
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Kick-Ass[^]
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The one legged Paralympic ass kicking challenge
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The Contortionist[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Asslete
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Chuck Norris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hmmm. That's like a zen koan: Could Chuck Norris kick Chuck Norris' ass?
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Typical - now we even have to pay air force pilots to sleep on the job! As if it wasn't enough that we've been paying commercial airline pilots for that (plus being drunk on the job) for decades...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 22-Sep-16 5:11am.
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Hey, at least he wasn't fooling around with the stewardesses...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True - Just for that reason, I would select a private airline over a governmental institution any day if I were a pilot. There, you can talk about "to serve and protect"
"Take the stick while I finish my beer, will you?" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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