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I hate it when I drag my writing utensil in the dirt
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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That's a problem those of us who are bipeds don't have to worry about . . .
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Tim Carmichael wrote: I was able to leave the camper and find a handy tree.
Handy? As in helpful?? As in did it keep those hands to itself or did it use them to help?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Hey, watch your mouth!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
modified 21-Jun-17 10:02am.
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The advantages are innumerable.  
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True. I remember, long ago, in the mists of time, when we would go on long weekend snowmobile trips to a cabin in Alaska. It was always a waiting game to see who would give in first to climb out of the sleepng bag to 'warm up' the seat of the 'euphanism' so the rest of us did not freeze the important bits at -30F. The ladies generally lost, and the men sat in 'reasonable' comfort.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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See below ...
Cooking pizza on the road !!
I remember a few years back, workers re-heated their lunch on an asphalt pavers while they redid the pavement!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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somewhat contentious title: "Advantages of being male"
best you stop skirting about that ... put your pants back on and just keep quiet.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I knew a girl used to piss in the open, behind parked cars, where ever she wanted.
Pretty liberated she was. 
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The prime advantage is not getting pregnant.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I was hoping to do something to celebrate this, but it turns out that is a bit of a stretch.
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Here you have... a strange variation of Lotus flower
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No need to get all bent out of shape about it though 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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"Sad mincer or weird English tradition, with bells on!" (6,5)
Nice and easy as yesterdays was a bit evil, and I'm not available tomorrow .
Good luck.
Andy B
modified 21-Jun-17 4:55am.
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ACK! Ptooo!
Hate the buggers: they turn up at a pub, I leave.
MORRIS DANCE
("Sad mincer or" anagram)
[edit]Where did I get "ERS" from? The mere thought of them has addled my brain...[/edit]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... is of course the correct answer.
Well done Griff, your turn tomorrow.
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My friend always maintained there should be an open season on Morris Dancers - it's just wrong on so many levels.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'm with your friend. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Have to concur.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Now us Americans have to look up Morris Dance to see what the deal is.
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I hate to break it to you, but the USA has been infected with this vile abomination: 
Quote: There are around 150 Morris sides (or teams) in the United States
Morris dance - Wikipedia[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Great clue, and I like that mincer does double work, as part of the anagram and also to signify silly dancing
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It works much better with eggs... you actually can eat it afterward...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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