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"No JavaScript frameworks were created during the writing of this article."
LOL. Can we be sure of that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Love that article!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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colour ff0000 = new 000000();
Oh.
JS.
My sympathies.
colour ff0000 = new Colour(000000);
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is more like:
myHead.color = rgb(128,0,128);
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not rgb(255,0,0)? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That would clash with his cravat.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't worry.
I'm sure they'll let you move up a rung to VB, soon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... I love the instructions: Control Your Woman Remote Controller[^]
Instructions:
Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best 
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Must be a great success: "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I was trying to kick my Amazon habit and you had to make me look, I've now just added the following to my wish list.
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I saw that and loved some of the comments.
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Comments are great, even better is the buyers photos
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Maintenance Free!
Kind, Friendly, Lovable
Fun for the whole family!
Lightweight and easy to bring anywhere!
Sounds perfect to me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just received the Update on my Galaxy S7 Edge. I like it very much - Everything seems to appear cleaner, and sharper.
The notifications are in smaller text - Very good, since I tend to have quite a bit of them and now can see more at once on the lock screen.
All in all, a very pleasant experience so far.
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It updated on mine a couple of weeks ago. I am seriously impressed with the changes. Fonts are crisper. The notifications are a lot nicer. The edge panel has really improved performance wise. Folder management is a lot cleaner.
This space for rent
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I'm still on Gingerbread 2.3.6 (Galaxy ACE), and when I try to update it says, "No updates available". 
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Same here... How sad 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, I know that feeling: had to throw away my Galaxy S Advance in order to have a more recent version of Android.
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I disagree.. it's just meh, except the parts they totally botched.
* Flatter, duller, more meh look. They took a product that had a lot of visual appeal and made it all look meh.
* Settings, where'd they hide the settings? Ok, yeah, maybe that had to change.
* Microfonts for the notifications. The children will have no problem, but I need to get my reading glasses out just to read them because there's nothing to distinguish one notification from another except the text in that godawful microfont.
* Multiple steps needed to get to the notifications -- they group them, and then give a 3mmx3mm target to click on to expand the group.. I don't know about your fingers, but I'm an adult and mine are bigger than that.
* Completely botched the camera UI. There was nothing wrong with it, but now switching camera modes is an easter egg hunt. If they didn't want people to use the other camera modes, they should have just grown a pair and removed them outright.
The did add a few new features that are nice to have, like the blue reduction, but all in all, I'd rather have the old user interface back.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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A tropic lover became a speedy thief (12)
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If it stops you posting these, I will pay for you to get on the plane to Cuba too.
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Thanks, but Sander has already sent me the gun, so ...
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Velociraptor?
Name means swift seizer in Latin.
Andy B
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That was quick! You are up tomorrow. 
Care to explain for those a little less rapid?
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It's known as the "speedy thief", and it's an anagram of "a tropic lover", yes.
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