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OriginalGriff wrote: make everybody search for a working public phone box
Why? No one makes calls using their phones. They are pocket pcs anyway. Not sure why we still call them phones.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: No one makes calls using their phones
They do, but only while they are driving! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It seems my ISP is already on board
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56K Really? Break out the VIC 20 and cruise at the blazing speed of 300 BAUD and log into CompuServe
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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You can use CompuServe.
Is anyone using America OnLine ?
ME TOO !
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In fact, I'm responding to this post using Lynx browser. 
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There is a new browser, graphical; and is known as Mosaic
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Graphical browser, you say? Just another fad theme waiting to fade away.
Not that I can't run it, I've 640K of memory and it ought to be enough for running anything as you'd expect.
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To handle such bandwidth then let's bring back Gopher and call it Web 0.0 (Zero Point Oh). Just think how much easier UI design will be.
Jeremy Falcon
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I... don't... think... that's... a... good... idea...
Would... take...too.. long... to... order... lunch...
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All the ads and useless scripts that load on most pages already make me feel like I'm back in the 56K modem days.
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That's for sure. My hosts file grows by a dozen new entries each day.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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If you really want to check how it feels to work on slow internet you can try it in Google Chrome. Open Developer Tools and set throttling from Network tab.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2uqbpqp&s=9[^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: If you really want to check how it feels to work on slow internet you can try it in Google Chrome.
FTFY
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Great idea! We can add to that:
The National Horse-Driven Carriage Day in honour of the way we used to get around before automobiles
The National Septic Tank Day in honour of how we used to deal with sewage before modern sewage systems
and the ever popular National Septicemia Day in honour of the days before Penicillin.
Anyone game? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The National Septic Tank Day in honour of how we used to deal with sewage before modern sewage systems
Umm, this, along with aerobic, are still very much-used systems.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I would like that my provider, who on paper sells 20 Mbit connectivity, stops doing that every farking day.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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56K modem is for sissies.
Real Men used 1200 baud modems. 
And mourned the day they had to give up their 300 baud modems.
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Do undertakers have loads of hearsepower under the hood?
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aren't undertakers just overtakers on the wrong side?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: overtakers on the wrong side
No, they are one of the undertakers' major sources of business. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do not make assumptions on hearsay!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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(With apologies to those who remember a similar children's rhyme  )
Hearsey, take me to the fair
What shall we see when we get there
A body dead with golden hair
Giddy-up, we're almost there
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I guess when they race there's stiff competition.
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Yes, of corpse they do!
/ravi
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