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1.000.000 mg = 1000 g = 1 kg. I would pay something for a video of him sucessfully swallowing a 1kg pill without crumbling it into more managable chunks first.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I was going to mix it into one or more energy drinks.
That's Texas for you; even the tall tales are taller than elsewhere. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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He'll just squeeze the pill until it's really really small, then swallow it quickly before it re-expands...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Let's not overdo[^] it, else it will not expand ever again.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"...before it re-expands".
That is not how Viagra works, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. 
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JSOP: I can't swallow that!
Prof. Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Is that even legal? To sell prescription drugs directly to people without a doctor's prescription?
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I don't care if it's legal or not. As the call recipient, it provides me an opportunity to push someone's buttons (and the outsourced telemarketers are the most fun to f*ck with because they "no unduhtan velly eeengleeesh goo'd").
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah I don't think they understood you, because if they had, they'd have hung up - they seem to have thought it was a genuine order, which is why they kept escalating it up one level at a time
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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
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Do black olives matter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Of course, they're delicious.
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Do black bacon still taste?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I kalamata to this thread, but I think it's the pits that you would ask that.
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Of course! What are they brining about now?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sorry - today's thought has to be a do-over (q.v.)
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All Olives Matter!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For Popeye, probably yes.
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People say filling animals with helium is wrong.
I say whatever floats your goat!
[Update]
THIS IS A JOKE
No animals were harmed or abused as a result of posting.
[/Update]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
modified 27-Sep-16 11:00am.
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I was going to flag this as abusive...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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yes, if I was in charge of things anyone who abused or mistreated domestic animals would get the death penalty. end of discussion with no chance of redemption. If you think it is ok to hurt/harm and kill a defenseless animal that wants nothing more than love and to show you loyalty like you never can find in another piss poor human
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