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Today I'm 25! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) 🎂 🍨
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Happy Birthday![^]
Again: ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Ah, happy birthday to you, Bris! Mine is still 10+ days late.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: 25!
25 factorial? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No math involved. 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Congrats. It's a famous day in American history. The King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley and the Sultan of Swat Babe Ruth passed away on this day in 1977 and 1948, respectively.
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But what if they didn't? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday, you Leo, you.
Mine is in 3 days. I'll be twice your age + 5. 
Marc
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Pah! I have software older than you! 
Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday! 
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25?
Three Christmases ago, I was thrice your age... I discontinued support for a dozen of my software products before you were born.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Happy birthday Brisingr Aerowing!
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Here's a sobering thought - I didn't want to sober you up on your birthday, but consider this.
You just turned 25. No matter how good you are at it, you'll never be able to do it again.
So, consider that and don't waste it!
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Happy Birthday and enjoy your youth.
BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!
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Happy Birthday, Millennia-Boy!
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Happy Birthday !
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Molasses: what do they do with the rest of the mole?
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is that the correct plural for molars?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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And how much would a mole of molasses mass?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I always think that about fish balls....
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And then there are fish fingers - they don't even have hands ... 
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