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Yes. Here, at the lounge!
What will happen if you assign the session id (that one from the IIS) to the JavaScript links in your web page (dynamically)?
(No mercy in our new brave world  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You will get cookies. Chocolate cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The sky will fall on our heads.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Skynet?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Chicken Licken - this is Javascript we are talking about.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or we'll get hit in the face by a fish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You will be teleported into a room, naked, with a thousand gorgeous women laughing at you.
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Pointing and laughing. Pointing and laughing.
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A young Lina Zavarone will appear on screen performing a tap-dance to Ivor Cutler's "I Believe in Bugs."
This will be followed by a JavaScriptHasGotItWrongAgainException being thrown (unless you're running Internet Explore in which case your browser will simply cease to respond).
Hope that helps.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hello World
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You end up with something a developer thinks is a solution to user-level caching but isn't, because IIS re-uses the session id when it is abandoned so you still risk getting the previous user data.
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Subtract 2 points from you for giving a practical answer. For shame!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you find the one wrote that - please throw your answer at him... Hard!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Try your luck ... 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What Me Worry ?
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That a total maniac developer is on the loose somewhere on our globe!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: total maniac developer is on the loose
I have done things.
Haven't you ?
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So have I.
But not those things.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: But not those things.
Tell it to the judge.
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Sentence first, trial later? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... Liquid Nitrogen? 
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"Cashier has a point and gains four inches driving this farm equipment." (11)
The answer is Telehandler (one of those forklift machines with a telescopic boom).
I'll leave it for 30 mins in case anyone wants to attempt a solution.
Andy B
modified 8-Mar-17 8:44am.
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A cashier is a teller
and four inches (in horse height) is a hand
not sure where 'e' comes from
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Well done! E is a point of the compass (N,S,E,W).
Andy B
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Tursday. What will auto-correct choose?
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