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Hold onto your wallet. The fringe is on.
This space for rent
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Distilleries during the day, then retire to the pub until they roll you out the door and lock it behind.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: Any advice for a hillbilly from Tennessee Sure:
If you're going to The Original Place, don't qualify the place name with the country name (because that really does make you sound hicky), e.g. there's Paris, and there's Paris, Texas. "Paris, France" sounds too Billy-Bob.
Edinburghians have a sharp, sarcastic wit that responds to that kind of "error" quite mercilessly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Made it to Edinburgh!
Thanks for all of the advice. I'm looking forward to going to the pubs, the tattoo, and having real haggis.
Thanks guys! 😀
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Congratulations PV Sindhu for winning Silver in RIO 2016.
Thanks & Regards
Ritesh Kumar
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really amazing play by sindhu....shown the real power of indian women in olympics..proud of you...!!!
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Silver what?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Medal of course. What else would olympics[^] grant? Coins?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Obviously a medal... but a medal for coming second in what sport? Not that I am really interested in sports or the Olympics at all, it's just I despair of statements that automatically assume the reader knows everything the writer does. I mean "Winning Silver in RIO 2106 for tiddlywinks" would be two words more and yet so much more informative. (I am just guessing at "tiddlywinks"... am I correct?)
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Haha, my bad. She won the medal in Badminton. For more on her, go here[^].
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yep, a rare Indian medalist!
I'd rather be phishing!
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She made us proud. Cheers!!!
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Are scorpions really just Goth lobsters?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes
Thanks & Regards
Ritesh Kumar
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No.
However, crawdads are Mini-Me's to Lobsters.
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No, they were a hair metal band in the 80's.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Man, that really stings.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Until you get to the point.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Just arstin', not complainin'.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rio.
They are getting ready for the Paralympics: spammers are all Special Needs, after all.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Me thinks you spamalot!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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No, but he pushes the pram a lot!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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