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If the children do become serialized, would it be a syndicated reality TV show?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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First of all, welcome to Code Project. As you have probably gathered by now from our more robust members, the lounge isn't really the place to ask programming questions; generally you would want to ask a question in a more appropriate forum such as this[^] one.
I have to assume that you don't really need Application 2 open all the time; rather, you have a requirement that Application 1 isn't going to open it with the relevant data. If we accept that as true then this simplifies the problem you have to solve. Basically, what you are looking for is something called Client/Server programming, where you communicate between two separate processes using techniques such as named pipes, sockets, messaging over TCP, and so on. The problem with this type of development is that this really is a complex area - you could use something like Anonymous Pipes[^]; there's a working example in VB.NET there so that should help. Alternatively, you should search Google for examples of Client/Server programming in VB.NET[^]. I hope that this helps to give you some areas to explore.
This space for rent
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I thought the robust members were quite restrained, in days of yore they would have flamed him at the stake.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The day is not over yet! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The patient told doctors that he has no idea why he started eating knives but that he "developed a taste for metal" and "loved the way blades tasted."
/ravi
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"Malhotra believes the patient has a very rare mental disorder that most likely has not been published in any international medical journal."
I think he means a very rare metal disorder 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I think he means a very rare metal disorder
I saw that one coming!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I guess he just wanted to live on the edge.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wonder if they tasted like tang.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or a variety of mint. Spear, to be specific.
/ravi
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Variety is the slice of life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That observation is truly a cut above the rest.
/ravi
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Thanks, but I'm not that cleaver.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's knife to know you're modeft too!
/ravi
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 I wonder if that guy is a music fan, if he is I bet Bowie is his favorite.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's easy to remove the knives: Just shove him through a MRI machine. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Dang, takes all kinds.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I love that the doc told him, "If you like iron that much, eat spinach."
/ravi
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Agree. And I'll never do it again… well he kept it a secret so how will his family know?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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When astronauts die, do they run an orbituary?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: do they run an orbituary?
Yes, round and round again. Quite tiresome actually.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually, they do naught
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Yes, but they have to planet first.
/ravi
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Of course!
And their ashes are stored in a Saturn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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