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BUH! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Are we doing anything next weekend?"*
*Specifically if this phrase occurs in the week preceeding the All Ireland GAA final.
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Answer "Bejesuzwomanyouswatchindasnapperniswatchindafootywhatmoredoyathink"
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm so past that.... I can even purchase feminine products without blinking an eye - six daughters and a wife will do that to you....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Two daughters and a wife are enough; trust me on that.
veni bibi saltavi
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charlieg wrote: six daughters and a wife
Mio Dio... you're definetely a minority in your own home!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Fine !
Fvcked Up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
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Even more fearful and traumatic: "IS IT IN YET?"
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No lady has ever said that to me... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's more than one conceive able reason why no lady ever said that to you (no chance, was said by a guy, &etc.), but I won't ask why.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Which I answer with "Hold my beer please"
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I got over this once I started thinking about why I was so uncomfortable doing that. Was it because I was worried other guys would see me, holding what was obviously my GF's bag? Nope, I realized they'd just be envious once they saw my GF. Was it because I was worried other women might see me holding my GF's bag? Nope, gallantry never goes out of style.
Then again, I do live in a location where utilikilts[^] are commonplace enough not to even be noteworthy anymore. Gotta love that pioneering spirit out here on the NW coast.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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"I need new clothes" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Why are you so afraid to ask the wife to hold your bag?
And why do you have a bag in the first place 
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Oh my, if this this doesn't take a sudden downward spiral I'd be really surprised.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah. Nothing personal, hence the joke icon.
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Yeah I know, it's just in some locales the word bag might be used to reference a...uh..certain part of the ..um.. male anatomy.
hence I thought
"And why do you have a bag in the first place?" would be a green light for a lot of off color jokes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Why? Has she recently had a colostomy? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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3 Billion Devices Run Java
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No child left behind program.
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Two Hundred Million W10 Devices
Marc
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Microsoft air traffic management system.
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Rage wrote: Microsoft air traffic management system
I think we have a winner....
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