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That is certainly elegant code. 
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dont();
Sometimes I really could use that.
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12nd January 1973
How do you even pronounce that?
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dandy72 wrote: How do you even pronounce that?
You DON'T
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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If your best mate was a fern, would he still be a good frond?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With fronds like you, who needs enemas. I mean aenomes.
Sorry, but somebody had to say it.
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surely tis embarrassing to have a friend blasting out millions of spores when the wind blows?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There's no re-leaf in sight. This pun-ishment must stem from some deep-rooted affliction.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quote: If your best mate was a fern,
Then you need serious help! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You don't talk to your plants?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: You don't talk to your plants?
Naaah! I eat them.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I smoke mine 😁
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'm sure for a while he will fauna all over you, but eventually he will leaves you behind.
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Keep your fronds close, but your anemones closer!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This ransomware was predicted a long time ago: The Buddha[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oldest trick in the book: preying on the stupid.
From: Peypal Manager Personnel <manger@poypil.ru>
... please opening the attachment kindly attached to you.
Duh, OK, looks important, [even though I didn't use paypal before] better open the attachment
It's their own bloody fault! Animals can be trained not to do stuff like that, what's wrong with these people?
I've got zero sympathy for the stupid, absolute zero - even if they are a client.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Years ago it happened to me that I wanted to open an e-mail directly from the small popup window that appears on top of the windows clock in the taskbar... when I clicked there the popup changed exactly at that moment to the next e-mail message which was spam so I ended clicking on a spam message...
A colleague was in front of the computer at that moment seeing what I was doing and both of us were like...  
Those things happen... Of course since that day I never click on messages directly there.
The problem gets bigger when there are people that need to use computers for their daily work that are not computer experts at all. Then everything can happen... you could have a perfect worker in a workshop that needs to see mechanical drawings and need an e-mail address to talk to some providers or even company customers... If what I explained at the beginning happened to me... imagine what can happen to those people...
The problem here is not the people that use computers.
The problem here is that there are plenty of bad guys/girls out there trying to steal and/or make damage...
It is a lost battle, if you need to be 100% of the time alert, then it is wrong by design...
It's like saying that you should not give directions to tourists during holidays because they can steal, kill or whatever-you-want...
Who knows probably it is what we all should do... 
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Joan M wrote: The problem here is not the people that use computers.
The Algerian princes seem to think otherwise.
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Come on! is there also an Algerian princess? I'm always receiving mails from her brother... 
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I was reading about the latest virus infection in Europe, and the photo showed an ATM terminal having this message. Every once in a while I get it (although it seems that this has stopped since going to Window 10). What's really going on with this message?
Another Global Cyberattack? - The Atlantic[^]
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Or your Hard drive is just dying.
I'd do backups (and test them) just in case
I'd rather be phishing!
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You are joking, right? CHKDSK[^] is part of the OS and tries to repair damage in the file system. I have not yet heard of any malware posing as CHKDSK to do something evil.
And then, of course, there still is Windows 10 that poses as an operating system.
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