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And the well known "My program is right - it compiled"... 
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Along similar lines:
How can my bank balance be zero, I still have checks!
Marc
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If you write less code, you will get less bugs. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: If you write less code, you will get less bugs
There is a limit to this -- if you write no code, the compiler will generally squawk. 
Used to see some clueless student try to do this every year when I was in college.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: why has no one told me about this before?
Because most of the people you know are intelligent, and have good taste ?
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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And then there's the crowd who frequent this place 
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the crowd who frequent this place
Indeed, a madding crowd of Hardy Boys, oft tragic as Tess was, oft vexed as Gabriel was with Bathsheba.Quote: Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife
Their sober wishes never learn'd to stray;
Along the cool sequester'd vale of life
They kept the noiseless tenor of their way.
Thomas Gray Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard The source of the title of the later novel by Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I didn't really understand what Gabriel saw in Bathsheba Everdene. When you look at the relationship he shared with her - driving her to move to get away, it's worse than something that would play out on daytime TV now.
This space for rent
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My planned day of productivity...
Gone.
So good. So wrong.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... someone has waaaay too much time on their hands: The Adventures Of A Cat[^]
Made me laugh though.
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Soon to go viral as the new pop art rage among teenagers in Japan. All it needs is a phone app that replaces someone's face with a cat face.
Marc
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It starts with a little lie concerning air conditioning and continuous integration, but as one step follows another it grows much larger very quickly.
(9,8)
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Well done - you are up Monday
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Possibly a little easy, but I like it!
Do you want the answer now, or let the others have a go?
Well, that decides that one! 
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It was indeed a nice easy one - mainly because my commute was disrupted by a bus strike so it was totally off the top of my head.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist.
which movie?
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Up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One Night in Paris
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The Graduate
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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