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Just arstin', not complainin'.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rio.
They are getting ready for the Paralympics: spammers are all Special Needs, after all.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Me thinks you spamalot! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, but he pushes the pram a lot!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Omnomnom i ate it! 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Bloody Vikings!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Found it. The Lounge[^] 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Still get it, and some is not put in my junk folder.
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I still get it, but in the form of Robocalls now.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I camo painted my AR15, and laid it down somewhere in the living room, and now I can't find it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just don't sit down too heavily.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's okay - the safety is on. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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thats what they always say
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The solution is simple - paint your living room red and it should stand out a mile.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: laid it down somewhere in the living room, and now I can't find it.
So, either your living room is decorated in camo or you painted your AR15 to look like throw pillows and a couch. Either way, you may want to go see somebody about this.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It works great for home intrusions! Imagine the look of confusion on the invader's face when you pick up a throw pillow to defend yourself, followed by surprise and abject terror when it starts firing bullets at them! Priceless!
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That's right, our very own Marc Clifton has his 20-umpteenth birthday today. Happy birthday @Marc-Clifton.
This space for rent
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Yay!
Hippo Birdie to Marc!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy birthday Marc 
May your day(s) be filled with lots of laughter and joy and little to none HTML/CSS/JavaScript
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Sander Rossel wrote: and little to none HTML/CSS/JavaScript
Your wish is accomplished. I believe I can get away today with working in C# and Ingenico pinpad screens. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Marc
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