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Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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And is a will is a dead giveaway?
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Much like musicians that decompose.
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And sewage workers that just waste away.
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Will they ever have a day when someone doesn't give them sh*t?
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Now you're just taking the p*ss...
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Savvy customers will just see through it - they aren't stupid.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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From he inside looking out, all you will see is dirt (until the flashlight batteries run out). How can that be successful?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I would prefer being burned at sea. on a viking ship.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: on a viking ship.
Isn't that a sea hearse?
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Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again...
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Does 'Blatant Shilling' count as Spam or Abuse?
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Trolling I suspect!
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It's either a troll or Corrupt The Record shill, but they are basically indistinguishable.
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ORT's latest incarnation, I suspect.
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Yes, of course people have to be paid to disagree with you. Typical Drunpf supporter logic.
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How the f*** is that even remotely related to the joke? This reads like some sort of political buzzword bingo.
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8. Cartoon Cats
Usually black and white. And they often have an amusing speech impediment. If your cat can read newspapers, it is a Cartoon cat. If it can get hold of a stick of dynamite by simply reaching off screen, it is a Cartoon cat. If it wears a bowtie, it's a Cartoon cat. If, when it starts to run, its legs pinwheel in the air for a humorous few seconds making binka-binka-binka noises, it is a Cartoon cat. If you are still uncertain, check to see whether the people next door have a bulldog called Butch who has spikes on his collar and is usually to be found dozing outside his kennel. If they have, you'll know what kind of cat you've got. --- The Unadulterated Cat, Pratchett and Jolliffe
I always thought ours was a Real Cat: He catches anything, his ears are getting tatty, he can hear the fridge opening.
But...
Usually black and white.
Check
If your cat can read newspapers, it is a Cartoon cat.
We don't have them - he studies computer screens though.
If it can get hold of a stick of dynamite by simply reaching off screen, it is a Cartoon cat.
He wishes he could
If it wears a bowtie, it's a Cartoon cat.
No.
If, when it starts to run, its legs pinwheel in the air for a humorous few seconds making binka-binka-binka noises, it is a Cartoon cat.
No, but has been known to spin his rear legs wildly while power sliding round corners
And the biggy Sir Pterry missed: He loves lasagne. Seriously: I made one last night and he spent three hours pestering me to give him some. No chance - it's securely locked in the Cat Safe (or "microwave" as it's known) for tonights supper.
My cat is Garfield in black-face make up. 
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Charlie don't surf, but our old cat did. On a small rug, down the corridor towards the front door. Alternatively she started a sprint upstairs on the same rug, usually just pushing back the rug and running on the spot the first few steps.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We had a little black bastard who, in summer, would jump up on the pot belly stove, usually from about 2 metres away. Poor little sod did the same thing in winter when the fire was on.
Have you aver seen a cat try and change directions in mid leap, there was a scritch as he landed on his claw tips and bounced, still had very saw paws for a few day.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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:shudder:
We had a problem with Bill The Cat - he walked all over kitchen worktops, which I hate; it's unhygienic. But unless we could catch him, you can't stop him and all we had were his paw prints.
Until one day when I'm frying some meat: I've got a hot pan with oil, and I'm chopping the meat up when I catch out of the corner of my eye Bill jumping onto the cooker - and heading for the frying pan. Somehow (and I know not how, I must have started moving before my brain noticed what was happening and caught up) I managed to smack him in the tummy and throw him across the kitchen. One and only time I ever hit him more than a "finger bop" on the nose but there was nothing else I could do to prevent serious injuries.
He was fine - he creeped to me for an hour or so until he was sure I wasn't cross with him - but I felt terrible.
And he never went on the sides again.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I felt terrible.
I understand you, but you probably saved its life and a lot of torture. I had a cat who jumped with all fours on the wood stove. In full Winter. 3 weeks bandagind his paws and feeding him because he couldn't walk. He got 100% ok luckily.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I didn't know I was participating...
But apparently my MVVM for beginner[^] article won best article July 2016!
Yeeha! 
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well done 
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