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That Weapons of Math Instruction joke finally came true.
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And the funny thing is, it's only dangerous if you didn't receive enough.
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its beyond a joke ! I'd be arrested surely, for writing pseudo-code or writing sensor calibration calculations, as I often do when I travel, its great think time - simply because someone else 'did not have the capacity to understand my background/profession, so hey, its suspicious
Im now thinking of a recent discussion about 'average IQ' etc - ok, will those with an IQ < 100 please get off the plane !
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I would probably end up in jail when I was working on my last program. Because in my notebook I have written exactly this: If other instances active, not critical - kill all children. If other instances active, critical - kill self. 
The program was designed in the way that it should never have two instances open at the same time, as that could lead to data corruption or locking files.
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You are assuming the blonde can read your scrawl!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Serves him well for doing math in public! There were children on the plane for crying out loud! 
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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hahahaha !! Socially Hazardous 
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Confirming the law of nature that says "Differential equations won't get you laid."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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The professor is obviously a member of al-gebra, a radical Moslem group founded about 1,200 years ago in order to confuse and confound all infidels.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Woh!!!! R.O.F.L ! What a start to the discussion room ! World is full of fun and humor.
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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LOL - this is sad and hilarious at the same time. Why is that fellow passenger not named and shamed? 
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It's a Tensor NOT a Taser damnit!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"To the moronic mind, sufficiently advanced reasoning ability is indistinguishable from evil JuJu magic"
-- Markie C. Wallace
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
Looked at the lounge and Bob had flowers & a hat which caused cofusion, but heard or saw on TV/Net it's mothers day in the States. Do McDonalds still do the take your Mom to McD's on Mothers day and get a free breakfast ( I am pretty sure they did in the 80's)?...(holiday memories)
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Oh, it's mother's day here. For a second there, I thought Bob was pulling a Caitlyn Jenner. 
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Happy Mother's Day, it is sure to be a special day for mothers everywhere and a great day to find sales on popular items
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You lose five nerd points for not knowing it was all Titus Pullo's fault.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: You lose five nerd points
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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So because the roman empire didn't took in a few hundred of thousands of Germans, they had to force themselves in and by that caused the fall of the roman empire...But wouldn't the empire fall if they would let such big group of Germans into the inner circles of the empire anyway?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wouldn't reply about the actual topic; it's just political scare-mongering for EU consumption.
Propaganda machines are alive and well are all over the damned place.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: it's just political scare-mongering for EU consumption.
Yes. I wondered about that myself!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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So that's the reason author went back so far - she was thinking people already forgot the history of the roman empire, so will believe anything...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There are many, many theories about the cause of the collapse of the Roman Empire and they are all wrong, mainly because it could reasonably be argued that it never actually collapsed at all, or if it did, not when everybody thinks it did and not as a single extinction event.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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