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PeejayAdams wrote: The wordplay doesn't play by the rules, though
One of my favourite crossword composers uses "makes" or "makes for" as an anagram hint. His clues tend not to follow a set pattern, so there is considerable effort in just figuring how to parse the clue.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Who is your favourite composer? I'd have to go with Monk and the late, great Mass, myself.
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Thought "Deuterium" within about five seconds of reading it but couldn't make the first part of the clue tally at all.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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We've just come back from a holiday in Spain.
My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home.
She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t and you can't understand a word they f***ing say."
So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: So I've just booked us a fortnight in ScotlandHungary!
Even worse!
veni bibi saltavi
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Hungarians sell deep fried curly-wurly? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You'd be surprised what they eat. There's a tripe dish [with paprika] and some sort of pork [with paprika] jelly that are both beyond description; so I wont. They apparently like eating breaded meat inna bun and I swear there are just way too many recipes that include pumpkin seeds. There is no part of the pig, and I mean not one single part, that they don't eat; I'm sure I got a dish with the Oink in once.
Oh and the drink. Palinka will blow your socks off then blame next door before offering you another one to calm your nerves. The beer seems to work at exactly four glasses; with one having a wonderful paralysis effect on your hangover.
Love the country, love the people and almost understand the cuisine. 
veni bibi saltavi
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C'mon - Goulash is not weird sh*t, that's a yummy dish! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The 'goulash' made in the UK is exceptionally weird shít! Gulyás is a soup and there as many varieties as there are cooks!
veni bibi saltavi
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That gave me a serious craving for goulash soup, and I had to go out and get me some for lunch. I'm sure that the stuff we get here in Sweden doesn't resemble the real thing either, but it's quite good actually..
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland Hungary! Sardinia
They do not understand even Italian and they eat cheese with live worms inside (the infamous "Casu Marzu").
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I just read up on what Casu Marzu is and I don't think that I will eat for week. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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My uncle, who is sardinian, tried several times to convince me to eat it, and is a big fan of that chees.
Of course he had three surgeries for ulcer, but the things are surely unrelated
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Then I suggest you don't book a trip to Iceland, their national dish Hákarl[^] would keep you from eating much longer than that.
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Johnny J. wrote: "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t and you can't understand a word they f***ing say."
With those exact words? She's a keep'er.
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LOL! I'm doing that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're right, I'd never eat that! Not Lutefisk[^] either. But I'm not a native either, so maybe that explains it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Eat it? I won't be in the same town as an open can of the stuff!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That one was not only accurate, it was 100% spot on!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Australia's the place to go
sort of speak English, (actually believing they are the only country that does) but:
.. get every vowel sound wrong,
.. shorten almost every word to maximum 2 syllables,
.. weird names for almost every food ... so you never know what you might get
.... (can't cook to save themselves - no sense of taste anyway)
and even freelance IT geeks wear 3 piece suits (with tie) and will sit outside in 100 plus degrees (without taking their jacket off) eating "koooz koooz on frinch brid stecks with a skem [melk] frappa[chinno]" for lunch.
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So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! D'Oh! |
remember your jabs 
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Jabs? You need a good right hook if you're goin to Scotla!
veni bibi saltavi
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If you cannae understand what the Scots are saying, then you havenae drunk enough whisky.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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