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Oooh, I've had haggis before. Can't say that I liked it, but I managed to eat it without puking... (pretty proud of that, actually) 
Strangest thing I've seen in Scotland, though: Haggis flavoured Potato Chips (Crisps in UK English) - Think that I might actually prefer Cajun Squirrel chips[^] over that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well one thing you definitely have to try is Irn Bru. [^] Much better than any fizzy drink in the U.S. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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If Scottish Customs at the airport don't find a knife on you they'll lend you one for the duration of your stay.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A doona ken wetcha mien.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
Testing from Chrome on my work PC desktop!
it works Yabbadaba Dooo!!!
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So you remembered your login after all???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He didn't ... Google did that for him unknowingly/unwillingly 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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No it did not, I used my home PC to change the password! 
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Yabbadaba Dooo! Then.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, after one day in your new job, you stop work and revert to your 'pub' persona.
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Very good. Though you do know your new handle will be invalid evenings and weekends?
veni bibi saltavi
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No one complained before!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote:
A: Look, you gotta get off the streets. There's giant spiders everywhere.
B: I'd love to help you, but I got shark problems right now.
Which movie?
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Sharknophobia??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ha ha, good one!
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90's cartoons united? Looks like a cross between "Street Sharks" and "Spiderman"... If the people speaking are mice on motorbikes then we'd have also "Biker Mice from Mars".
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yes, but Total Recall is also about Mars :-p
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I'm sure that Eccentrica Gallumbits was in that one as well!
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The Fly
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Cheech & Chong - Up In Smoke
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car.
As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk."
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.
And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite.
The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open.
Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound......
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But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 4-Oct-16 3:37am.
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Yes I am!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Monk You mistyped the first and third letter
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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