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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Not if two circles intersect 
Venn would that ever happen though?
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I don't like the angle you're coming at me. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Have you tried turning your computer off, then on again?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If that doesn't work, he could always try to format the harddrive and reinstall Windows... That should do it (just as long as he doesn't reinstall Crystal Reports of course) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 13-Sep-16 8:38am.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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The maestro is ghastly. Most people believe that the snow gives secret financial aid to a marzipan living with the midwife, but they need to remember how ostensibly a strawberry-blonde curse dies. A saintly toothpick falls in love with an uxorious coward!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Crystal Meth has a better reputation and happier user base.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm not surprised. c'mon it's 2016, you're 8 years behind! 
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Member 3138070 wrote: Crystal Report 2008 slow
Replace the electrons in your computer with faster electrons.
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ThePhantomUpvoter wrote: faster electrons.
ebay has some. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I normally buy them on Amazon using my Electron card! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tell it to hurry up
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not sure if this has been discussed lately (lots of noise from all the Microsoft haters), but you can still get Windows 10 as an upgrade for free.
I just purchased a refurbished laptop that came with Windows 7. I downloaded the Windows 10 Media Creation Tool[^], ran it and chose Upgrade to Windows 10.
Very fast, very simple. No problems. 3rd upgrade I've done and not a single problem yet.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Not sure if this has been discussed lately (lots of noise from all the Microsoft haters), but you can still get Windows 10 as an upgrade for free.
I just purchased a refurbished laptop that came with Windows 7. I downloaded the Windows 10 Media Creation Tool[^], ran it and chose Upgrade to Windows 10.
Very fast, very simple. No problems. 3rd upgrade I've done and not a single problem yet.
Also worked for me 2 weeks ago when I installed from the installer USB and selected Windows 10 Professional x64 with no key, then when I booted in to Windows 10 entered a Windows 7 Professional key from the sticker on the side and it activated with no issues.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Didn't realise it'd accept w7 keys.
Now I have a use for them before using up my w10 keys 
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PauloJuanShirt wrote: Didn't realise it'd accept w7 keys.
It has worked since the 1511 release last November.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A lot of OEM machines were pre-registered in the Microsoft database, so you can update them to 10 even now...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I love MS but my laptops are still running on Windows 7 and 8.1. I don't want to [^crash] in the middle of my development
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Go on, do a deep filling - why don't you? Oh and while you're at it, why not make sure that the filling starts to kill the nerve. Okay, so changed dentists now and the first procedure he's going to have to do on me is a root canal. Oh joy.
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Not a lot of fun - I've had one after a filling was put in that quickly became temperature sensitive.
But...it's uncomfortable while it;s done, but it doesn't take too long and the pain from the tooth vanishes and never comes back. Which is well and truly worth it.
I just wish there was a way to send your teeth to the dentist via FedEx and get 'em back two days later... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But wait. We're British. Our American cousins don't think we have dentists, or that regular checkups are a thing here. 
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Our American cousins don't think we have dentists, or that regular checkups are a thing here.
How silly!
The only thing we don't have is dentists who use toxic chemicals like bleach in our mouths*.
* Health & Safety regulations, dontcha know. American dentists would be arrested in Europe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I just wish there was a way to send your teeth to the dentist via FedEx and get 'em back two days later...
Here you go![^], this one is on me!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm not using them after they have been in your mouth!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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