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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Secret Location
Do you mean the desert island with the gin bottle-shaped mountain in the middle? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, he's moving to Juniper Island - the wellspring that all the world's gin is mined from.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 There doesn't seem to be much gin mining here[^]. Is there another Juniper Island somewhere?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's just what they want you to think: otherwise they would be flooded with gin-soaked reprobates!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: gin-soaked reprobates!
That most of the Gin drinkers labelled, is there a special category for Nagy?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Category? He has his own department at Gordons!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh you we're gone?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Just to the shops. :sheesh:
veni bibi saltavi
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So, important question, have you got pithed in your pith helmet yet?
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TBH, I hath been working like a Mad Dog [in the midday sun] and I have ignored all the pith taking. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The house is a mess,
The Gypsies (Roma) had to leave in a hurry.
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What education a 'developer' have if he can't understand (and look-up a solution for) the simple fact that not all data can be converted to any data format...
The message 'cannot convert [type 1] to [type 2]' left them paralyzed...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What do you mean? Some bytes on the right side, more bytes on the other. Why should I not be able to convert them?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote:
But it worked in JavaScript
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Sounds like he needs some duct tape...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And a hammer - the most powerful tools on the word...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You forgot the WD-40. With a hammer, duct tape, and WD-40 I can fix anything
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Of course you can convert them. There may be some data loss in the process, but Pete's Patented Squeezy Data Blender Algorithm will do the trick nicely. With this, I can convert from any format to any format with only (potentially) significant loss of data 
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Pete's Patented Squeezy Data Blender Algorithm
Please write an article about that 
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And the Squeezy bit compresses the data nicely, or just throws it away if it won't fit.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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A college education, sadly.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Don't be mad! 
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Simply stated, you cannot convert 'anyone' to 'developer'.
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CPallini wrote: Simply stated, you cannot convert 'anyone' to 'developer'
How about ...
Employee anyone = new Employee(random(name));
try
{
Developer developer = (Developer) anyone;
}
catch (exception e)
{
throw new cannotConvertAnyoneToDeveloperException();
}
Or use Python, there is bound to be a package in Python explicitly for this conversion
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Of course you can; it's just data. So you need to roll your own parser/formatter/converter?
The deer-in-headlights look is natural from the new guy when they realize this, and have no clue where to begin.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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