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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The day after can be a little... er, interesting for the uninitiated. 
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That's what I like!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I humbly submit my suggestion of sauteed mushrooms and gorgonzola cheese. Yummmm...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've become productive.
You?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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So that's why you are in the Lounge......being productive..... 
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He's using the past tense... it was tense, but has passed.
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Just wanted a little break after the higly productive 15 mins. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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This too shall pass..... 
Thanks,
Milind
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Vunic wrote: I've become productive.
Don't let your wife know. Since you are productive you can also now become reproductive.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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lol! on the same lines, I'm equally amused when people talk like "We are able to reproduce the bug". And nobody finds the loud giggle I get in my mind.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Today i set it to Bono. it's useless. All the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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Just let me know when you find out where it is that girls just want to have fun.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can you ask Devo to direct you to the stock-yards?
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I got mine with Talking Heads, but that hardly worked at all: road to nowhere was all it found.
So Herself suggested we change it to Chris Rea. Big mistake. The road to hell is one way only...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You should know you only use the Chris Rea voice when you're driving home for Christmas.
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Nah - around that time I have to install the Everly Brothers because Christmas Eve can kill you (when you're trying to hitch a ride).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ac/DC always warns you when driving on to the highway.
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I will find my way anyway, with or without you.
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I set it to Jim Morrison, very useful reminders to keep my eyes on the road and my hands upon the wheel. It is also very kind when at the end of the drive, greeting me with "beautiful friend, my only friend".
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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You have some desire to go to a discotheque?
Not on a Sunday I hope ...
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John Denver for me. I like the scenic routes.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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And you know that road will take you home, to the place you were born...
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