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Jussaying! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You meow be right.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You will not fool us aka "Member 12606042"
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I can assure you that I'm MUCH too lazy to create sock puppet accounts. All the drivel I post, I post under my own name! Even the drunken drivel! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I agree with you
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Yes, you would, wouldn't you?
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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For a few years, I've been posting an answer in QA:
It doesn't quite work like that.
We do not do your work for you.
If you want someone to write your code, you have to pay - I suggest you go to Freelancer.com and ask there.
But be aware: you get what you pay for. Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
And now...I have Proof[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Tech Support[^] is better! 
But anyway, I'm sure that if you place 100 monkeys in front of 100 computers for 100 years, they will eventually have coded a version of Windows that's better than the one we have today!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: But anyway, I'm sure that if you place 100 monkeys in front of 100 computers for 100 years, they will eventually have coded a version of Windows that's better than the one we have today!
But who wants to wait that long for a proper version of Windows?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, the team has been at it for 31 years[^] already, so the wait will probably be shorter than it could seem... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You make a very, very valid point here. These idiots have had 31 years to perfect the formula. Instead, the formula gets worse, every friggin' year they are in business. Ugh!! So frustrating. 
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That's because they so rarely fix anything; they just keep adding new stuff (that also never gets fixed), so that they can justify forcing people to "upgrade".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Didn't know CAT scan worked on computers?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
Someone is way ahead of you - Primate Programming(tm) Inc[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Can someone please tell that money he'll never get the mix right on that carbie using a spanner?
He should be using a hammer.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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He's a trained mechanic!
He's using the spanner as a hammer!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"If all you have is a hammer, everything is a carburetter?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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