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I have not used Crystal Reports since version 9.
My company bought the upgrade to version 10 and it would crash when generating our report.
Still waiting for the bug fix 
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Crystal Reports? The sanctity of this place has been fouled!
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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... or disastrously.
On Friday "around lunch time, once the pub opens" [their words not mine], I have an interview. I don't know what the technology is, how much will be the salary or even if it is permanent/contract or full/part time.
I do know they approached me on a recommendation of a member of staff and aren't even bothered about seeing a CV or having a prescreening telephone interview.
Now all I need to do is try and find out what the company do 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: around lunch time, once the pub opens
Well they obviously know you!
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Ah Griff! You beat me by seconds!!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'm in famous!
veni bibi saltavi
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Only as the Man Who Broke the Bar of Monte Carlo!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only as the Man Who Broke the Bar stool of Monte Carlo!
FTFY! 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're ginfamous!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I think we can rule out Gordon's Gin as the company
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Quote:
I think we can rule out Gordon's Gin as the company
Why? They may need an expert taster in their Quality Control department. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Why? They may need an expert taster in their Quanity Control department
FTFY
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I don't know what
But they clearly know your soft spot!
Cheerz
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Actually, your reputation obviously precedes you.
I'll help you make sense of it all:
You're being hired as a food-taster. You know - just in case.
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I'll think about you on Friday.
My new company is having a Gin tasting event then. Apparently they do that quite often.
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They seem to know a lot about you.
Possibly including your address?
Be sure to lock your house when you leave 
It goes without saying
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In a hurry so...very short word.
Military Police after accountant tent. (4)
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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CA - Chartered accountant
MP - Military Police
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I think you are up tomorrow
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You are up tomorrow.
I wanted to replace accountant with Delek Dave but was not sure If many know about him..
cheers,
Super
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super wrote: not sure If many know about him..
...don't forget that even those who know about him tend to pretend they don't... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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super wrote: Delek Dave
Who? 
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Snap! 
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