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I saw a man drop a five pound note into a busker's cap. As he did it he said "Here, go and get some singing lessons."
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I would be spending 93.648% of my time spell-checking*.
* I know this because I had a computer work it out for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your desk would be full of dictionaries.Oxford, Marriem... with complete version, ...LOL
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They were!
I even had the three-tome version of the M-W joke book!
With the amount I have to research, the Interwebs have become mana from Heaven.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, when modern society collapses into ruins, and electricity isn't, I have the manual skills that are needed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: manual skills
too vague. care to share your "manual skills"? 
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Oh, behave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not sure, maybe a chemist. Hard to say, I've been doing this since 14 and never really identified myself any other way until recently. Programming has become such a part of me, I don't think I'd be the same person without it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'd take up my time building musical instruments of wood and string. Then on the weekends spend my time performing with them to sell them to passers by and young people who catch the music in their eyes and want to strike embers from their fingertips as well. Could be a better life for sure!
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I would still be in the US military and just now reaching the upper echelons of middle-management (E-7,E-8).
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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probably revert back to my original career. Electrical Engineer.
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A street-fighter. Or a knight of the round table. Or a court jester. Or a gynecologist. Or an astronaut. Or a racing driver. Or a pro arm wrestler. Or an archeologist. Or a trapper in Canada. Or a novelist. Or a mechanic. Or an electrician. Or a baker. Or a bull fighter. Or a nurse. Or a violinist. Or a sheep shearer. Or a candlestick maker. Or a book binder. Or a kindergarten teacher. Or a prison warder. Or a soldier. Or an explorer. Or a biologist. Or a historian.
I have done at least one of the above. 
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That's a really nice set of options you got there ! 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Being American there is a good chance you have been a soldier, or a prison warden I would venture...
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You'll never know! (Besides, I'm a hybrid).
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You must be legend! 
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Only in my own lunchtime. 
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please let it be novelist. can only image the things you would write with a mind that would write a response like this.
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maze3 wrote: please let it be novelist.
Sadly, unpublished though I'll keep trying.
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Why not be an actor? Then you could be any one of these whenever you wanted.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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Hmm. I did try for that when I was young but missed out on a great part and went in a different direction.
Moral: try everything you can; what have you got to lose?
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I would be the equivalent of a Dune "mentat," using thought alone to create and shape realities. The fact I was physically confined in a mental institution would not bother me, since I could manufacture transcorporeal freedom any time I wanted to.
I would be blogging about this (of course) by implanting memories in the subconscious minds of millions of people.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I expected no less of you man! 
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I almost fell off my unicorn reading that...
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