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Mark_Wallace wrote: Next year, he'll discover girls,
If he had taken the $30 million then girls would have discovered him now. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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An undeniable fact.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hurt my left pectoral doing dumbell inclines Monday night. 4th set of 1st exercise. Of course I finished the rest of the routine.
Hurting worse today so go to Doctor.
He's sent me to the hospital and I'm now connected to an ECG Machine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sounds like the perfect excuse to spend a week at home on the couch in front of the telly with the wife bringing cold beers... I'd go for that option if I were you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can't afford the time off.
Last day of short term contract tomorrow.
Anyone want to catch up for a drink tomorrow evening after work in Sydney CBD?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: ECG Machine
I know you Aussies live upside down all your lives but I didn't know your muscles were in different places too!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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He's probably on a good insurance policy so they use all the fancy stuff they can to squeeze out some extra bucks.
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Hope you feel better and get mended soon !
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Hope you feel better and you get a sponge bath of the XX kind!
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Shouldn't that be XXXX? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Unless each X is XX, then it would be XXXXXX.
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Sounds like delayed onset muscle soreness[^].
I strained the muscles in my back once, and ended up in the emergency room two days later when it was hard to breathe, the pain was so bad. I thought I'd detached a rib or something.
Good luck, Mick.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nobuo Uematsu - Swing De Chocobo[^]
So I'm a big fan of the Final Fantasy games (well, up to X at least) 
What's great about them is pretty much everything, including the music!
This week's SOTW is an orchestration of the FFX chocobo theme because we had some pretty sunny days that just screamed for some happy swinging tunes!
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Still not got the handle on the meaning of 'song' then? And muzak much? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I guess it should be called Music of the Week, but then people will complain about the definition of music.
I say f*** what everybody says, I'm calling it whatever I want 
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So they've converted it into yet another rip-off of Sing, Sing, Sing with a swing.
Tres creative, cher.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, because all swing is a rip-off of that song 
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No, only the tunes that are a rip off.
Frank Sinatra never did a rip-off of it, nor did Duke Ellington, nor Count Basie, nor Glenn Miller, nor any of the hundreds of other swingers in the swing era.
Nowadays, though, if someone wants to swing a tune, the first thing they do is play Sing, Sing, Sing a dozen times, while taking notes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think Nobuo Uematsu has proven himself enough to not be called a rip-off 
Besides, better a good copy than a bad original.
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As everyone knows I'm rubbish at these but here is my pathetic effort
123345
for all you net lovers ?
Anyone for ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 2-Jun-16 9:59am.
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Hardly duress! 
You answered the last one correctly, the tried to get out of it by using an unreliable person to p[ost for you... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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TULLES
What do you mean, wrong kind of net?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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