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Wow. More than one layer of CODZ PLS!
The abyss is looking back.
I'm not voting for removal, because I think we need something like this, to remind us why people go on murderous rampages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What do you wanted to say with this message? I don't get it..
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The web-site provides an illegal service.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He's commenting on the irony of asking people to do the work for a website that is intended to get people to do all the work.
If you want a more fruitful response, you need to ask more specific questions (i.e tell people what exactly you are trying to achieve, where you are stuck and what you have tried). People will be willing to help you but you appear to be asking for an entire solution.
Also, you will receive better responses in the programming forums Quick Answers[^]. This is the Lounge and is intended for lazing about, joking and talking garbage. 
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The irony is she wants help in helping others who want help. 
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I thought that link was going to go to CP.
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Yeah, not the best name for the website =)
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"CP" meaning here (Code Project). I would tell them you're not interested as their site is unethical. Ask them how they'd feel if the doctor about to do surgery on them gained his qualifications via cheating and doesn't actually have the required skills to do the job?
But I guess it depends how bad you need the work.
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Oh the irony! Q& A in blue.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh yeah..that's what I'm talking about..
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Kimberly Weldon wrote: As far as I understood this website works with customers who need some sort of homeworks to be done(?)
You're serious are you?
Got to laugh - they guarantee no plagiarism - that is except for the clown submitting the homework.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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lol 
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But I really need some advice and money of course So please take it serious
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The site to which you gave us the link is run by a bunch of unethical low lifes and represents exactly what CP sanctions in it's own community CodeProject Plagiarism FAQ[^]. Why would you be considering assisting them? Why do you think they need you at all if they are "programming experts"? You are being humoured by lounge participants because it is a Friday.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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if (Affect.ApparentMentalState == Affect.ApparentMentalStstate.Naivete && Message.HasHiddenAgenda(Message.Text) && Message.Haslinks)
{
Report(ReportCategory.Spam);
}
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Same here.
EDIT: look at the user's profile and where does the homepage link. Definetely a spammer. Cleverer than the average spammers, but that's not much anyway.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Very clever. We are the ones ending up doing somebody's homework and usually have progressed beyond having to do homework ourselves. Not much to earn here. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Kimberly Weldon wrote: I haven't the foggiest idea  Any advice would be appreciated!
Perhaps you could ask them...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I had answered this questions a moment ago. It is more than obvious that the askers has NOT used some search machine.
I think we need a mandatory check box for that before anyone can submit a question.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A "are you a robot?" check would work nice.
Or make the post button open a tab with the question searched on google.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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"Are you a sentient being?" might be better.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Seriously: A check to see if the OP is bright enough to use a computer... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh yes of course such a checkbox is really essential.
But also one before one can post an answer:
[ ] I confirm, that this question can't be solved by the help of google...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Or just send their queries directly to a search engine.
Multiple search engines.
In pop-up windows.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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