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Indeed.
The correct answer, as always, is: "Sorry, Dear".*
* If you want to add a "have you lost weight?" or a "Those shoes are really lovely", so much the better.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a question!
Gravity? Do you really expect anyone here to fall for that?
Well - maybe your Newton or perhaps even eleven who would.
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I may use it for the kids - from time-to-time at least - but can I control it?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: but can I control it?
If it comes with a remote, I can use one too!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Aw the little puss-a-puss.... so cute.
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Cool that you have saved it for prosperity on your blog, but I don't understand why you didn't fix the strange encoding of the apostrophe in "(assuming you don�t like the children" now that you actually took the time to reblog and hence had the chance???? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because it wouldn't have been the original! I did consider it....
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Ah, I see! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So I had an idea for delivery management system, and checked for parts for the prototype...Got a nice sum of about $1600...I may not write this article after all (or without the actual hardware part, and not as part of the challenge)...
A bit sad now...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Congratulations !
But, whyfore art Thou sad, Sir Knight ?
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: whyfore art Thou sad, Sir Knight ?
Because that's how much he will have to pay for the parts, not how much he won... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You mean there's a connection between mere money and ... feelings ? 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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We aren't all multi-billionaires like you Bill! 
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This is not the Bill you're looking for...
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It is not about mere money, but what that mere money prevents...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It seems my English is as bad, as yours is good - so we misunderstand each other (if at all)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, Kornfeld, I congratulate you on the idea, funds or no funds, parts or no parts.
My assumption you had won reflects, of course, the high esteem I hold you in
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Wow, you made me blush - and LOL
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Chicken Game[^] (SFW)
Did you get to level two?
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The mouse level's rigged. You lose if you look at the apple, because there's one hiding behind it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
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Happy Birthday!
Tanti Auguri!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 19-Jun-16 5:24am.
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