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Thank You for Reposting that! IMHO it is a great fun image and valuauble lesson for all of us in these trying times i can only hope that our Lord Jesus Christ Delivers us from the darkness that can only come with the election of HELLary Rodham CLIETON. I got a big ROFL out of this one thank you. God Bless!
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DNFTT! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Are you sure they weren't just filming the next Human Centipede? 
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Hi ho! Hi ho! A kicking we will go.
We will be rejoicing
a kicking trolls hi ho!
Inspired by recent troll activity in the Lounge.
There seem to be at least two incarnations of the same troll in this weekend's messages. Can you spot them? (One has already been kicked into oblivion).
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The old teeth became putrid
and they started to pull them.
The new teeth came just in time
to bite the dust with them. [^]
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
modified 4-Apr-16 3:12am.
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Quote: was a German comedian
No wonder this article's on the Wikipedia dubious list!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Haha!  
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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We need this.[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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According to Utah law, it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
OK, then...
Connecticut law states a pickle is not legally a pickle until it bounces...
What?
It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
I am curious as to why this law was needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is this an attempt to stop Trump?
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No, it's in his support, subliminally expressing "Hey, at least Trump ain't this dumb!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: it is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
Well you wouldn't want it to be legal, would you?
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: not legally a pickle until it bounces
Makes sense to me. You've obviously never pickled!
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: It's illegal to use explosive golf balls in Massachusetts.
It's quite a common prank for the hazing of new club members to tamper with the ball in some way. In the UK this specific jape is also illegal. It's just that it would fall under more general legislation.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Ha!
So it's legal to use explosive golf balls in Washington DC?!
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My favorite is: It is illegal to get fish drunk in Oklahoma
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11 million documents from Panama's Mossack Fonseca Bank are made public, and some of the rich and famous are going to be sweating: [^].
"It also reveals a suspected billion-dollar money laundering ring that was run by a Russian bank and involved close associates of President Putin. The operation was run by Bank Rossiya, which is subject to US and EU sanctions following Russia's annexation of Crimea.
The documents reveal for the first time how the bank operates. Money has been channelled through offshore companies, two of which were officially owned by one of the Russian president's closest friends.
Concert cellist Sergei Roldugin has known Vladimir Putin since they were teenagers and is godfather to the president's daughter Maria. On paper, Mr Roldugin has personally made hundreds of millions of dollars in profits from suspicious deals.
But documents from Mr Roldugin's companies state that: "The company is a corporate screen established principally to protect the identity and confidentiality of the ultimate beneficial owner of the company."
I'm sure he's a sensational cellist ! 
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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BillWoodruff wrote: I'm sure he's a sensational cellist !
Recently he has mostly been on the fiddle[^].
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I'd happily watch them do the same to our great, faultless, humanitarian leaders in the West, but Putin's too easy a target, because he believes himself invincible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hillery Clinton receive millions of foreign donations while State Dept Secretary
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mkwmtie wrote: Hillery Clinton
Nah. Apparently they were all wrongly addressed!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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DNFTT-UIBPITC[^]
Same troll, new name...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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