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There is actually a legal percentage of human feces that can be present in every processed foodstuff.
At least if it comes straight fro the farm, it's only covered in cow/horse/mouse/ferret/bird/bug/etc. sht1.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There was no need for you to go providing samples to find out what that limit was though 
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Perhaps the better question is:
The real question is the amount of feces allowed in British tap water from which the ice was made.
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Maybe the workers were tossing salad at lunch.
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Hey, sh*t happens!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Was it Kentucky Fried Chicken Faeces? 
Wout
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This takes that expression "You are what you eat" to a whole new level.
(Where's that damn Tofu at?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Arrrgggg! The "T" word!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
That's the balance of the universe restored.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hardly.
One BACON annuls half a tonne of tofu.
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Ah, but bacon eaters are quietly contented, while veggie tofu eaters are always shooting off their mouths about it, and that skews the figures by at least 1000%.
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Welllllllllll . . . if that's true - do a look-about on CP and see who's been shooting their hickory smoked grease-filled mouths off the most.
We, the enlightened, are merely reminding you that the TRUE PATH yet remains opened.*
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* Barring congested arteries and stroke.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: do a look-about on CP and see who's been shooting their hickory smoked grease-filled mouths off the most.
That's tofu eaters pretending to be bacon eaters, to it in with the silent majority.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's tofu eaters pretending to be bacon eaters, to it in with the silent majority.
That says so much about so much. It just brings tears to my eyes.
Obviously your a member of the PAC (Pork Affiliates Conspiracy).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Which bacteria are they using to make yogurt, again? Seems they may come from the same places.
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I just wanted to express my appreciation to the programmers of this awesome piece of software! Have been using it since 2012, and now on Windows 10 as well and it has never let me down. Let's hope it will keep working forever :P.
Wout
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Yep. I use it as well, under Win 10. And it is indeed good: which it's replacement - the Metro Mail app - definitely isn't...
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OriginalGriff wrote: the Metro Mail app
That didn't even last one day, with me.
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I tried to enter server port numbers, googled a bit for work arounds, and then decided to not used it at all. So lasted about 30 mins I think. 
Wout
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I have precisely two tiles in my W10 start menu (they're not "live", and they're as small as I can make them):
0: "Store", which I haven't visited for months, because it's a waste of time trying to find "appies" that are anywhere near as useful as their desktop counterparts.
1: "Phone Companion", which I've never used but haven't deleted, because it looks as if it might be useful one day, despite the fact that I can communicate perfectly well with my Android phones without an "appie" (which will probably not do it half as well).
I did have a weather appie, for a while, but who needs a weather appie on a desktop/laptop? That's what phones are for.
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Yeah, I don't get the need for live tiles on my desktop computer. To me the live behavior is actually a minus, it's just distracting from being productive. Seems like MS is thinking I want to be bombarded with as many impulses from the internet per second as possible to keep me fully informed. It's totally contra productive. I removed all tiles, and now there's a shortcut to cmd.exe and the calculator, so I guess I'm using it as a shortcut panel, kinda like the desktop.
Wout
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Actually, software not letting you down is not a reason to consider it awesome - it's not supposed to let you down by design . . . oh . . . wait . . . this is a MicroSloth product . . . awesome doesn't cover it - dumbstruck! Nearly a "Big O"! - astonished! - blindsided.
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That's probably why they removed it and replaced it with something that doesn't work... 
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