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Long John Silver
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And you arrrr up tomorrow Matey!
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Care to post the solution?
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"Long" is lengthy
"John" is a colonial phrase that refers to the water closet
"Silver" is an anagram (rather than an amalgam) of rivels
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Pefect! 
I was hoping that people would assume I misspelled "rivals" 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Hey, it's okay to be afraid. Don't worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out - it never happened.
Which movie?
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Rocky MCMXCIX, obviously!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Monday the 13th part XCXMLDXCVII
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Hello,
Greetings of the day
I'm a programmer and working as a senior software developer.
I was thinking about completing Microsoft certification exam
70-483 programming in C# and 70-486 Developing ASP.NET MVC 4 Web Applications. I want to know the advantage and disadvantage of it.
weather cracking exam is really beneficial for me or it is worth.
Does it make negative impact?
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I have no even certificate to walk alone on the street...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have a BSc1 and an SSc2
1 Bronze Swimming certificate
2 Silver Swimming certificate
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I awarded myself the CDM*
* Let's see how long your memory is.
[edit: some idiot (I'm not naming names) hit the strike option, instead of small]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 19-Sep-16 6:26am.
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Certified Dungeon Master?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It is worth it if you are looking for employment or plan to do so in the near future because it looks really good on your CV.
But of course, the actual, real result of a certification is THIS[^] (I sh*t you not!) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Such certificates are best when you are looking for a job in which such qualifications are needed. Else it is "nice to have".
Be wary some people are in the business "selling" such expensive courses.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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vaibhavhedaoo wrote: a senior software developer.
I have found that a certificate is only good when getting your first job. Once you have more experience than 1 or 2 years the certificate should not mean anything at all. A good potential employer will ask you what you have done and will hire based on experience.
But there are some companies that provide raises when getting certification. So, find out about your employer.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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When reviewing resumes, I find certificates a negative (along with PhDs.) This is based on a lifetime of experience where most (not all, most) people tout certificates as a substitute for actual knowledge.
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Speaking as someone who's given more than several technical interviews, I can say they don't have a negative impact IMO to have them. But, they don't certainly mean I'd hire someone just because they're there. So if you really want to pay for them go for it. Can't hurt. Just don't expect them to be a magic bullet to convince you to be hired, if the person hiring has any experience at all they'll use other means to gauge how good you are.
Jeremy Falcon
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True. 
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8 years and 9 months in the making. Can't wait for the next installment.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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He found his lost password in the cab so he was thanking. 
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Curse you, C#!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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