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Find it here[^] until 01-11-2016.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There seems to be an awful lot of interaction between the software and Paragon - when does it end?
Or does it ever end?
Free - might not be so free if Uncle Paragon is watching.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I do not like those are giving away $40 for a registration - it always make me think that they will use my data to get back those $40 in a different way...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time.
"This is Amanda" he says
"It's a f***ing what!"
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Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it.
Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thanks, now even I got it. 
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One Gorbals Kiss heading your way! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I wish I had posted that
You still can. You will just get called Leslie.
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time.
"This is Amanda" he says
"It's a f***ing what!"
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news!
Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Breaking News. Breaking Wind.
When it comes down to it, they're all the same.*
* Never again will I say "give me a break"
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You, sir, are sick. I like it!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It sounds more like a "640KB should be enough for anybody" issue. They probably didn't envision trains getting that long.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They clearly didn't look at Australia then: the record there is 7.3Km long for a single train!
Longest trains - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]
So when the crossing lights go red, break out the tent and fire up the barbie!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why do you keep Barbies and why do you feel the need of burning those? Sometimes you downright scare me! (Topleft amuse me).
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Becasue.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You sir are a bad man. A bad, bad man. Now go and sit in a corner and think about what you've just done.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: think about what you've just done
Given you a good reason to fire up a Barbie? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That does it! I'm hiding the catnip and filling your house with half open cardboard boxes...
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh no. You see, with the boxes everywhere the local cat population will swarm, swarm you hear, to your home. Soon the numbers will go beyond mere arithmetic and pass through algebra straight into quantum. Then once you hit critical mass the cats will start to impinge on each others space time vectors and not even Schrodinger himself will be able to help!
:veryevillaughter:
veni bibi saltavi
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That would be a catastrophe!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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