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No child left behind program.
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Two Hundred Million W10 Devices
Marc
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Microsoft air traffic management system.
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Rage wrote: Microsoft air traffic management system
I think we have a winner....
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Missile defense written in JavaScript
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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VBA 6.0 nuclear power plant
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Here[^] - !
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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And here too... [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's not fair! You have a seven-time-zone edge on me!
( . . . what to do whilst he sleeps . . .? What to do? What to do? )
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Exactly... You probably before breakfast, while I already had my dinner...
And you know what? I'm going to bed just when you start to warm up...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Find it here[^] until 01-11-2016.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There seems to be an awful lot of interaction between the software and Paragon - when does it end?
Or does it ever end?
Free - might not be so free if Uncle Paragon is watching.
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I do not like those are giving away $40 for a registration - it always make me think that they will use my data to get back those $40 in a different way...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time.
"This is Amanda" he says
"It's a f***ing what!"
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Whatever you do, don't be tempted to explain it.
Let it remain one of life's great mysteries.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Even I got it, I think. Just pretend everything is spoken with a hot potato in the mouth.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thanks, now even I got it.
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One Gorbals Kiss heading your way!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wish I had posted that - but at least I got to read it.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I wish I had posted that
You still can. You will just get called Leslie.
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So a boy takes his girlfriend home to introduce her to his Glaswegian Dad for the very first time.
"This is Amanda" he says
"It's a f***ing what!"
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Sorry to interrupt, but this is big news!
Leslie Nielsen is dead!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Breaking News. Breaking Wind.
When it comes down to it, they're all the same.*
* Never again will I say "give me a break"
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You, sir, are sick. I like it!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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