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Dumpster Fire is a coffee flavor.
JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety. It's like riding a bike with those little side wheels and then riding head first into a ravine.
Sander Rossel
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Yup, also a major island, not that anyone here needed either hint. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: no longer claimed "over billion devices" ran Dumpster Fire
Dead giveaway, since it is advertised on each non-update.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I regularly get the request to download the latest version of Dumpster Fire, and when I accept it promptly tells me I already have the latest version. And IT want to build core systems on this piece of crap!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Do you still need the Dumpster Fire runtime installed if you use an AeroKidney* IDE? I know AeroKidney* IDE's don't need a separate Dumpster Fire installation, they've got one properly sandboxed quarantined inside the IDE process.
*-Name changed to protect Dumpster Fire's anonymity by association
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Kudos for the extraordinarily appropriate name.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It was a term too good to not spread beyond the cluster elephant that domestic politics have turned into over the last half year. The target for doing so was obvious.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's impressive!
And about 20 hours faster than I could do it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, there is always next year...
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OG might do it if he starts today.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Only if I'm allowed a motor!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And about 20 hours faster than I could do it..
...by riding a sheep, that is. 
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Don't whine and start running! 
Once a someone said to me: "if you can run 10 km then you can also run the half-marathon. If you can run the half marathon then you can run the full one" (or something like that).
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At 85 the man is significantly faster than I was at 35, which was 20 years ago  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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We have time to improve. 
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Some of us more than others, youngster  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well done Ed.
Someone had to run it, and glad it was not me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Wow, the Flying Sikh! 
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If you take your kids fishing, are you the Codfather?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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We've haddock enough of your silly puns. Halibut you stop trawling for laughs.
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