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It's better than the movie -- and I ended up wishing it were an hour longer, rather than an hour shorter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sounds like a bunch of opinions, really, and I don't think programmers are short of opinions.
So, yes, they are still relevant. 
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The book must be good:
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you slap a statue on the ass, have you hit rock bottom?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leslie!
EDIT: Apparently Sander Rossel[^] answered before you asked.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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It did sound pretty familiar! 
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You sphinx that is clever, huh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Good reply. I couldn't put my finger on it. You could apparently.
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Why is it that every time I see the word statue I am reminded of this[^]?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Stoned again?
Or just idol-ing about?
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I personally would feel marble ass.
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Here I am, concentrating real hard on this mega-complex algorithm. But Griff is late! How am supposed to make any progress. I mean seriously!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I agree. It's paul or nothing.
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Picky, picky, picky...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did Wales leave the time zone like already?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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We haven't left the 1980's yet!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah! So that's why you're late today! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That's very thoughtless of him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That was the temperature around 2pm in my son's car yesterday. He took a picture. Crazy hot.
It was still 111F when I was driving on the freeway around 6pm.
Too hot, way too hot.
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115°F, 112°F, 114°F, 113°F - the 4 day forcast in Phoenix AZ where my folks live. Hell, I'm complaining about the 90°F we're having today in Chcago. 
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Crazy - we should be back to some quite cool low 90s...
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jeron1 wrote: Chcago
But isn't Chicago humid? Humid heat is very different than the dry heat out west.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It can be, but I've never felt heat like I did in AZ when I was there a few weeks ago.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: but I've never felt heat like I did in AZ when I was there a few weeks ago.
You've never taken something out of the oven in your kitchen? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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