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Happy Birthday!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thank you 
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HBD! You get one day of the year all about you. Spend it wisely!
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Thanks Bassam!
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Me too.
Here's 3 more - ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) - now you have a 6 pack!
Cheers!
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Thank you, Tim!
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Happy birthday! 
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Thank you
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Happy Birthday Nish!
Software Zen: delete this;
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LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens[^]
Why the elephant is it ONLY A GAME? 
Make it into a movie, for gawds sake!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Presumably they want to avoid the embarrassment of it outselling the original! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm certain there is a plugin in one of LucasArt/Disney software they use to turn all characters into lego and re-render the movie.
I'd rather be phishing!
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It's better than the movie -- and I ended up wishing it were an hour longer, rather than an hour shorter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sounds like a bunch of opinions, really, and I don't think programmers are short of opinions.
So, yes, they are still relevant.
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The book must be good:
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you slap a statue on the ass, have you hit rock bottom?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leslie!
EDIT: Apparently Sander Rossel[^] answered before you asked.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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It did sound pretty familiar!
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You sphinx that is clever, huh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Good reply. I couldn't put my finger on it. You could apparently.
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Why is it that every time I see the word statue I am reminded of this[^]?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Stoned again?
Or just idol-ing about?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I personally would feel marble ass.
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Here I am, concentrating real hard on this mega-complex algorithm. But Griff is late! How am supposed to make any progress. I mean seriously!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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