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Your wheel is on the right side but you drive on the wrong side, i prefer it the other way round.
But nice car 
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HobbyProggy wrote: you drive on the wrong side
And they wonder why people want us to leave the EU!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You just have one problem and that is left and right. So if you drive on the left it's not right so it's wrong 
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I had a holiday in Jamaica a month ago. They have a saying:
"Left side is the right side. Right side is suicide"
Works for them...
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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No, you drive on the right side, but we drive on the correct side. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Looks great! Is that a handbrake on the outside?
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Not 'a' but 'the' handbrake.
veni bibi saltavi
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You stole The Doctor's car and painted her red? 
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You must be in Woking ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well Horsell actually. I believe you're in Addlestone; or Discount Weybridge as it's known.
veni bibi saltavi
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pkfox wrote: You must be in Woking ?
Steady on! We'll have none of that abuse here, young man!
I went to Woking once. It was closed. Then I spent a miserable year in Woking one day last summer! Woking, gateway to oblivion!
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How could you be so rude? Woking is a cultural hub, twinned with Aleppo, Harare and Mogadishu; so the council have somewhere nicer to visit.
veni bibi saltavi
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Excellent!
So you can join the club that comes to my town, every year!
(Seriously; there's a Trabant-owners' club comes here, year after year)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I don't know about heaven. But I do believe in angels.
Which movie?
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Robbie Williams does Debbie
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A remake of Heaven Can Wait[^] starring Jennifer Aniston?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mad Max IV: Bring the Pain.
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Charlie's beliefs
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Just in Bieber?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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One night in Hooters 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Just for that, here is a picture of a very nice pair of hooters[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Goodbye Charlie
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sorry for being late, the first attempt was in the moderation queue, and afterwards I deleted it accidently 
Here we go: a short and precise one:
1E19 (4)
Hint 1: a short and precise one
Answer: UNUM (latin for "one", and a new floating point numberformat suggested to IEEE)
modified 28-Apr-16 5:01am.
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