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I think those are the five phases of debugging, myself.
Software Zen: delete this;
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It applies to debug too, yes.
But for development it's:
1) It can't be done!
2) Well, maybe we could do it, if we lost this...
3) YOU WANT IT WHEN? 
4) you need it tomorrow...oh cr@p, not again...
5) OK, OK. It's only the wife's birthday anyway. She won't mind...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not permitted to play in my country. 
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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There's going to be a lot of panicking students! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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how to cram for exams when QA's on the lam;
my gimme-codez' mis-understandings so deep:
guess i'll have to go browse stackoverflow
to see if i can hide how much i don't know
by copy-pasting into homework for tomorrow
lost are the shepherds, lost are the sheep?
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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I don't know why, but when I read that I heard it to the rhythm of "Gangster Walk" by Snoop Dog... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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working now. And the first question was spam, caught by the filter and terminated with extreme prejudice.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Damn, the days just flow one into another!
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Go home, have a great weekend!
WOOHOO!!!!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Thanks!  Age doth have its privilege!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Quote: Go home, have a great weekend!
You too.
Unfortunately, it was the busiest day of the week.
Wonde Tadesse
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Go home
Wish I'd seen that before I tried reading a 5GB XML file with SSIS... 
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Quote: before I tried reading a 5GB XML file
Talk to a shrink. They can treat masochism, you know.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Dr. Sigmund De Sade said he can see me immediately. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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It's like SATURDAY here!!!
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What!!?! Are you from the FUTURE??!?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: What!!?! Are you from the FUTURE??!?
Yes!
I am from Australia!
Now, you know!.... 
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I always new Australia was a "special" place!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You were right! All along! 
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