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We're just about to install Server 2012 for a customer system, so your words don't exactly make me leap for joy, because we'll have it all to deal with, over the next six months.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Go for R2 - it has the start menu to use...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I will mention your name when I tell this to everyone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'll probably pronounce it wrong.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Thank you Mr Sinofsky. No, really
He can't remember what you talking about. 
Wonde Tadesse
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You're absolutely right:
See nothing that customers need.
Hear nothing that customers say.
Say nothing that makes a twizzle of sense to the people who give you all your money.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not to mention that every switch between metro apps and the desktop ones cause the entire screen to repaint which, over a slow RDP connection, makes everything rather unbearable.
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I hope and suppose they fixed it in Windows Server 2016, just like they did in Windows 10?
Meanwhile, that is the Sinofsky legacy, deal with it! 
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Sometimes, "f*ck" simply isn't a strong enough word...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Someone has to stand up agains lispism!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You mean lithpithm? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Take this man out and teach him what "tan your behind" means!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Me poor bottom! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Did you misspell "against"? I know you are a writer, and you correct me from time to time, so I thought I would return the favor, but it probably backfired and you meant to spell it that way. 
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 That's a typo!
I only comment on errors that could be embarrassing if you made them in an e-mail to the MD.
(Unless, of course, I feel like taking the piss out of someone; then any error is fair game)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is a Sith Lord who won't fight just a Sithy?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeth!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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He could be a pathifitht, I thuppothe.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeth indeed, a conthientiouth objector.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I have to admit that you're thinking fast.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What's got the French Government in a lather about the theme song[^] for France in the upcoming UEFA European Championships? What do you think?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Another reason not to ask for things on the internets.
I'd rather be phishing!
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One could only hope that the French would be as repulsed by the moronic lyrics and stultified melody of this old Kiss cover, as they are revolted by the lead singer's antics, as they are disgusted by the use of a song written in Anglo-Saxon-Pig-Grunt slathered with veneers of Latin and Greek language rather than
la langue éternellement glorieuse.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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