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Thanks, that could work too. Still helluva lot better than the office chatter.
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i have a few options. one is construction 'headphones'. the ones i have are cheap so i *also* wear sponge plugs with them when nec.
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Here in Germany this type of laying battery office is also popular with companies that like to save money. One (time honoured*) way of reducing noise is available as a product called "Oropax". It consists of small beads of wax mixed with cotton which you plug in your ear. You can use these for several days before they become uncomfortable to wear. You could wear them in addition to headsets to improve noise reduction
Good luck in your crusade against noise pollution!
*) Ulysses used wax to block out the Sirens song so that his crew would not be seduced by them...
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I have a set of Plantronics Audio 995H. They are cordless and fit over your ears. No static or distortion from the cordless bit. Good quality sound.
Good luck.
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Pap Peti was on his way to an ecumenical conference in Esztergom. As the train journey would be long his housekeeper had packed him a lovely picnic for the trip, the sun is shining over the pusta and all is wonderful in Mary's country.
Just before the train left, Kovacs Janos climbs sweating into the carriage and plops down in the seat opposite the priest. "Jo napot" [good day] is exchanged and both men settle back for the ride.
As the train gets going, Peti takes out the magnificent feast and spreads it on the seat beside him. There is ham, kolbasz, cheese, zsemle still warm from the bakery, fresh paprikas, tomatoes and three types of pickles. His dear housekeeper has even put in a nice, but not too expensive, bottle of wine. Everything for a wonderful meal is there except...
... Except there is nothing, not one thing, to cut the food with! How can he possibly eat without some sort of cutlery? He is a man of the cloth and cannot lower himself to eat like a commoner.
Noticing his distress, old Janos pulls out his trusted pocket knife. He opens the knife, wipes it on his trousers and proffers it to the priest.
At last Peti can enjoy his food and it certainly tastes as good as it looked. He dines and sips upon his wine, enjoying his feast but not once does he offer so much as crumb to the peasant in front of him.
On finishing, Peti returns the knife Janos and at least offers some thanks. He comments how sharp and well maintained it is!
"Thank you," says Janos, "It is the knife I use for castrating the bull-calves."
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagyon magyar.
[Very Hungarian.]
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Curse a gnome, sage & onion pie.
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Probiotic goat extract (10)
BUTTERMILK
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 13-Apr-16 9:21am.
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baconfoods
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The rasher the answer, the wronger it is!
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MOZZARELLA?
(Assuming you can get Goat's Milk Mozzarella instead of the usual Buffalo?)
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No goat has ever contributed to Mozzarella as far as I know but you're way closer than the other answerer.
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I am appalled to discover that the EU classification does not stipulate the type of milk required (really, what is the fricking point of a Traditional Specialities Guarantee that doesn't actually guarantee the tradition at all - my referendum vote swings ever further!) so it would appear that you are correct. Still not the right answer though.
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I get the feeling you are going to be up again tomorrow!
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I get that feeling every time I post one! 
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Maybe you overcomplicate them?
Oh well, that's your four hours! So what was the answer?
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So do we!
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You're concentrating on the wrong part of the process!
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Totally forgot, that's my turn yesterday...Sorry!
ax2=bca (7)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Algebra?
[I think this was used before]
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I do not know about before - do not remember...
In any case - you are up for tomorrow 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Isn't that something a mermaid would wear?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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xkcd: Algorithms[^]
Got me thinking: What's the worst example of misuse of a spreadsheet you've seen?
Mine was a spreadsheet being used for production management: it clearly started small as a simple stock level check, but evolved to end up including:
InventoryAssembly instructionsSubassembly instructionsPurchasingResource management (including human assemblers and their holiday requirements)Project CostingInvoicing.Remember: this was a spreadsheet, and it was all done with cell functions, no macros or VBScript...it took around 45 minutes to open each day... 
But it worked! So it didn't get replaced, just added to.
Tim: This was all your fault! 
What's yours?
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