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Mark_Wallace wrote: Get thee to a civilised country!
Name one!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Curses! Foiled again!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Spent a few hours - quite a few hours - this afternoon replacing the digitiser on Herself's Galaxy Tab S 10.5 tablet.
That is not a fun job. I'd recommend if you have to do it: don't. Pay some poor sod to do it for you.
Anyway, it was all going well, nice neat piles of pieces all over my desk, webcam videoing every move I make. Last bit of glue...heat...careful work with razor blade...heat...razor...heat...smash the LCD...
SWEARWORDS.
Lots and lots of swearwords.
I'm so tempted to have a drink and a cigarette right now...and I hardly drink, and haven't smoked in nearly 12 years.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What was the missus' reaction?
"Bah!"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Let's just say I wish they had Wi-Fi in the casualty department...
Seriously, she's upset, because she can't do her jigsaws till Wednesday when her new one should arrive. But not too bad, given she broke the digitiser in the first place...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup. It's like my granny used to say: "If you want to do your jigsaws, mind the digitiser!"
Some of those old sayings are a lot wiser than you think.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Been there so I can relate.
But more importantly, when do you post the video? 
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Dang! Having the "how it works" bit finally destroys the illusion.
I really wanted a pair of them when I wa a kid!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: and I hardly drink
Then you have only yourself to blame, not so?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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They're designed so you can easily replace the broken part when they break. What you forget is the part is called complete new Galaxy tab....
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I'm looking forward to the um, how to, Video myself but think there will be alot of bleeps if it posted in prime time.
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I keep seeing the title of this thread, and thinking "Which country's national anthem is that?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The USofA if Trump gets in[^]?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I once tried to replace the screen on my wives folder Samsung galaxy something something. Figured it was cheaper to buy the screen and replace it myself instead of sending it to a shop or getting her a new one.
The replacement screen worked but there was a small problem. I had managed to break a small cord which were for the antenna so there was no connection...
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"News Network" is a dead giveaway that something is wrong.
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The news is true.[^] The interpretation and speculation on it is quite another matter.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Looks like they started out trying to be witty, but got lost along the way.
Badly lost.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your x.
She's never coming back and don't ask y.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Cute. This is mild compared to some of your more tastier jokes. Just saying... 
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Dear You
I think we should wait and c, k?
Yours sin(cerely)
Algebra
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bad idea because k f*** c, Algebra never forgets 
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I rarely if ever got a sin when she was about to go on a tan!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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