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Try Localcast[^] or VideoStream Mobile[^] which Joan Murt really likes - I haven't played with it that much yet, but it transcodes on the fly, so it plays more formats than the Chromecast normally accepts.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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None of them have the capability to disconnect Wifi. Thanks for the help.
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If you ever visit the USA, you may want to avoid the Deep South for your own protection! Them folks all have guns, you know. 
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That may be hard. Isn't that where they keep the prettiest sheep? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Your most recent message is not showing up here. Can you see it? The one about the TV show and the identical twins.
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Yes, I deleted it. It dealt with identical twins being brother and sister, which is technically impossible, but further Googling taught me that it can happen under very exceptional circumstances. I did hope I deleted it before anyone saw it, but you were obviously too fast for me! 
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Yeah but in those rare situations, would the DNA still match?
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I don't see how the DNA can match 100%, if the sexes differ. However, I am not an expert in this field.
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You know why it's so hard to solve murders in the south?
All DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
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Mike Hankey wrote: All DNA is the same
This joke is funnier in Alabama, because the rest of the country know only identical twins have the same DNA.
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Good point, but didn't want to pick on them poor people in Alabama. 
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There will never ever be a "Law & Order : SVU Alabama" 
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I understand there was some doubt around when, after a divorce, the couple were still brother and sister?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Same.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Animals! The lot of you! Now scuttle back up your trees and let the superior beings do their work (I have one in my right wrist but not in the left - let's just hope there's not a no-no amongst us or my reign will be short lived!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Quote: I have one in my right wrist but not in the left
That proves it: You are only half human! 
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I have two - a colleague of mine who did a degree in human anatomy spent much of his degree dissecting a human corpse.
He explained to me that as humans we don't all have the same parts in the same places, telling me of how it was not rare in lab sessions of how the professor would come over to a student who was asking for help in identifying something they had found and the professor saying something like "I've not seen that before".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nothing.
Besides that: Evolution is only a theory that has never been observed and you will burn in hell for this heresy.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: you will burn in hell for this heresy
Oooh! Now I am really scared! 
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That was more or less what I got from some pinhead when I was writing about evolutionary algorithms.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Such utterings, if the pinhead is serious, I don't even dignify with a response!
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No sign of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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