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Debbie got savvy
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Debbie and the hotdog
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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We, the "Our Savages" 
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An old steer and a wheeled mustang - that's in front of your dictionary and worth studying (6)
modified 24-May-16 4:28am.
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Oxford
Ox - Steer
Ford - wheeled mustang
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Congratulations, you are up tomorrow!
modified 24-May-16 4:29am.
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LSU mascot 'Mike the Tiger' diagnosed with cancer[^]
Cancer can go f*** itself.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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... and when it's done, it can f*** itself some more.
veni bibi saltavi
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Cancer can go f*** itself.
Doesn't it do that anyway, since it reproduces itself? 
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Sorry, I'm against cancer.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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I’ve got calamari on the brain today – they octopi my thoughts.
Early today, as I have to take Herself to the Physioterrorist
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I sea what you did there.
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 The level of originality in your thought is molluscule.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I still think you're a fungi to be with.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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One way or another, it will take a bunch of suckers to be involved.
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If I had calamari on my brain, I guess I could exchange my spectacles for tentacles.
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RUs123 wrote: I could exchange my spectacles for tentacles
... sounds a bit Soapbox to me. 
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I don't think soap is strong enough to clean ink. 
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I sea... can't you squid them?
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Bought them jokes for some 'quid, did you?
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What kind of calamari? Could you be a little more Pacific?
As I sea it these puns whale never stop. We might as well write them in ink.
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Here's that sick squid I owe you
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Good thing you're not doing this squid pro quo.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wow, that's off the scale!
(It's a holiday in Canada; I only just saw this thread.)
/ravi
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Anyone here owns some piece of it?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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