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Shadows . . . they paint the sunshine.
It's Monday, tomorrow.
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It is 'Monday' today......the joys of the middle east Friday/Saturday weekend!
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Here are some alternatives:
We rename Monday, maybe to Earthday. Earthday will just be the same as Monday though, just with another name.
We take Mondays as a day off as well, or we shift the weekend to a day earlier or later. In this case Sunday or Tuesday will just be the new "Monday", the first work day after your weekend.
We could never work again, but you know perfectly well that won't solve anything.
Or we could just never have weekends again, but that won't make people happy either.
So what you're basically saying is "It's the first day after the weekend, tomorrow." and since there will always be such a day in our current society I'd say Monday is much better than the alternative, never another day again.
Although the end of the world may not be so bad. At least we'd all be dead so it shouldn't really bother anyone. As an added bonus there would be no more war, hunger, crime, politics, and other suffering.
Bummer, it's Monday tomorrow 
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Sander Rossel wrote: At least we'd all be dead so it shouldn't really bother anyone
Except the cats, unless they very quickly evolve opposable thumbs...
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If anything they would be behind it all 
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Mine certainly would!
Evil, twisted little mind he has. This morning he jumped on the bed, walked up my body, kneaded my bladder, purred, and dribbled cold spit all down my arm. 
He wanted breakfast, and OUT. NOW. YES, NOW. ME. OUT. NOW.
So I rise, he eats, I open door. He looks out at the rain and goes back to bed ... little sod.
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Last week I could throw Nika out of bed just barely in time before she vomited all over my room (why walk all over between vomits? because me having to clean just once is a little dull!)... At 2 AM
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I know what you mean - it's like they can't puke unless the area is already clean... 
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Monday...I love Monday...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Get thee to a civilised country!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We should not forget the Roman 8-day nundinal cycle Roman calendar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]. No weekend, but the eighth day was a market day.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Everyone's gotta do what they're best at.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The French flag was white before
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Get thee to a civilised country!
Name one!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Curses! Foiled again!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Spent a few hours - quite a few hours - this afternoon replacing the digitiser on Herself's Galaxy Tab S 10.5 tablet.
That is not a fun job. I'd recommend if you have to do it: don't. Pay some poor sod to do it for you.
Anyway, it was all going well, nice neat piles of pieces all over my desk, webcam videoing every move I make. Last bit of glue...heat...careful work with razor blade...heat...razor...heat...smash the LCD...
SWEARWORDS.
Lots and lots of swearwords.
I'm so tempted to have a drink and a cigarette right now...and I hardly drink, and haven't smoked in nearly 12 years.
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What was the missus' reaction?
"Bah!"?
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Let's just say I wish they had Wi-Fi in the casualty department...
Seriously, she's upset, because she can't do her jigsaws till Wednesday when her new one should arrive. But not too bad, given she broke the digitiser in the first place...
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Yup. It's like my granny used to say: "If you want to do your jigsaws, mind the digitiser!"
Some of those old sayings are a lot wiser than you think.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Been there so I can relate.
But more importantly, when do you post the video? 
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Dang! Having the "how it works" bit finally destroys the illusion.
I really wanted a pair of them when I wa a kid!
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Quote: and I hardly drink
Then you have only yourself to blame, not so?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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They're designed so you can easily replace the broken part when they break. What you forget is the part is called complete new Galaxy tab....
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