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A pigeon is a rat with wings. Before being the trash collectors (I mean until 18th century), they were very very fine dishes, but now ... 
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They just follow the roads, literally 
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SneakerNET
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Arrogance.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You have just been Sharapova'd.
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My mom, you tell her anything and very quickly everyone knows.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What do you...?
Good Lord!
My mini-mobile-computer thingy can make phone calls!
Live and learn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Both of which store everything you do and say on American (i.e. a foreign power, to most of us) servers, which are subject to American (i.e. foreign and not in the least bit trustworthy) laws.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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MarcusCole092076 wrote: if no, what alternatives do you use?
Email and Skype.
Owning a telephone is not required by law. Best decision ever right after ditching the TV
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Why would he need to? His home's a travelling phone-box. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He has a mobile: 07700900461
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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MarcusCole092076 wrote: what alternatives do you use?
Smoke signals, mainly. Every now and then I leave notes at the 3rd tree stump.
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2 tin cans and a length of string.
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is that coupled with with a fork for some dits and dashes?
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-.. --- - ... / .- .-. . / -... . - - . .-. / - .... .- -. / -.. .. - ...
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And you couldn't say that in italics! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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you could put it in bold!
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I disagree. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouting.
Very, very loud shouting.
It's the technique still used by all callers on trains...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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could you be more precise and use the decibel levels of your shouting?
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Just turn it up to eleven
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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