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 Did you mean ..
You either make it in the oil business or die frying?
Cos, there doesn't appear to be any connection to make in your version.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Extremely tenuous. I'd be hard pressed to give it more than 2 on the Tim Vine Scale. 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Die frying bacon. True bliss.
Life is too shor
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What!
If you die frying it, you don't get to eat it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I should have you stripped of your posting points! You'll just have to fry larder.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I saute how the others reacted to this thread. Sure, a little more pannash couldn't hurt, but their reaction was unscald for.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Only if your name is Kenneth[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You can die if you fry an ailprane and it clashes!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cybercriminals are targeting people using Apple products as they are more likely to have disposable income, a security expert has warned.
# snigger #
Is it more, or is it probably a bit of 'better returns from gullible people'?
veni bibi saltavi
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Never try to sell an apple item. Poor people will do anything to scam u for it
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: better returns from gullible people
That's not news - Apple have been doing it for years! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Both, and that's fantastic. Gullible is good, rich gullible is better.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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It's a long-established marketing technique...
'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.
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I would translate their "more likely to have disposable income" into "more likely to be conned into giving away large amounts of their money".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I need a pair of headphones! And I had to resist a powerful impulse to put HPQOTD as a subject...
My multinational megacorp employer has decide it will be a magical productivity boost to move all departments into large open offices, where images from Orson Welles' The Trial[^] come to my mind.
I am extremely sensitive to noise (cannot concentrate) and on bad days the first solution I think of is a decent XXL baseball bat. The second idea, to constantly walk around to remind colleagues of their acoustically pollutive behavior will soon make me the black sheep of the office floor. So I often listen to music, whale-song, ocean surf etc in my cheapo headphones. Not good enuff. I can distinguish seven conversations through the soundtrack.
The "noise-cancelling" models from BOSE etc are not doing much to human noises so I think I really need something that blocks noise out mechanically. So they need to be super tight and extremely comfortable. No contradiction there eh! Cordless would be nifty but arent they often suffering from crackling etc? I would like decent sound quality but mega-hifi is not important.
Suggestions, ideas, your experiences? Or even mental techniques?
Thanks
Life is too shor
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I laughed until I could laugh no more.
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megaadam wrote: I am extremely sensitive to noise (cannot concentrate) and on bad days the first solution I think of is a decent XXL baseball bat.
Me too!
My (IMHO amazingly effective) solution is a pair of cheap, lightweight headphones (I use my original circa 1981 Walkman phones) into which I feed pink noise. I generated a 60 minute .wav file of unchanging pink noise (the changing kind was far too distracting) and play it looped in WinAmp, when the ambient noise around me rises to an objectionable level (which is almost always). I adjust WinAmp's volume to counter the offending ambient noise. Quite often, it only needs to be between 15-20% in order to do the job.
You can Google for online pink noise generators, or I can make the file available to you shortly.
/ravi
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Thanks! I will definitely look that up and try it.
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No thank you on the pink noise. I had to look this up and I had to listen to a few samples, and that kind of noise would make me commit suicide.
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