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Have you never heard of a "P*** artist"? 
Urban Dictionary[^] (Possibly NSFW)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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PompeyThree wrote: €￡
No politics in The Lounge please, see rule 22/7
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MEH TOPEY TIN
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if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Wow, dat's all of dem letters right dere!
If now dere'd be somebody to rearrange dem a bit! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hit Yemen pot?
Thy emote pin?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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THE MONEY PIT!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Wow. That was a good guess. 
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it aint right?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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So a lazy, non-obedient dog is unintelligent?!
Garfield is the most unintelligent dog on earth...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Garfield is the most unintelligent dog on earth...
...are you sure???
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My statement, has the same scientific base as Stanley Coren's book - I observed it and decided to be so!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...and again, I have learned something new!
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: So a lazy, non-obedient dog is unintelligent?!
Good question  . That's how it's counted. How else we could measure it? With their deep-thinking looks?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Collies are bright dogs - it can be a problem because they get bored really easily, and need a lot of stimulation, company, and activity to prevent them getting destructive.
And Afghans are indeed the "McDonalds worker" of the dog world... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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My ex-neighbours had an Afghan and ... oh dear, but he was thick.
They wanted to stop him getting out - big dog, could hurt you if knocked you over, or get badly damaged by a car. So they put up a gate. And as long as the gate was closed, it worked wonders. Not a tall gate - he could almost have stepped over it - but if it was closed he couldn't get out.
That it wasn't connected to anything - no fence, no wall - didn't matter. He never once even considered going round it because it was a gate and he had to go through the gate... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Years ago, while I was overseas, Mrs bought an Afghan in a moment of madness. It too could have stepped over the gate, but chose instead to run, full tilt, into the paling fence. Repeatedly.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Actually I'd class that highly intelligent. The abstraction of an injunction from a symbol (think road signs), a sacramental relationship, if you will, requires smarts!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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oops! really? Couldn't believe this. Poor creature looked beautiful.
I have dealt with German shepherds more. I tend to forget it's a 'dog' by the way it behaves. Found them highly intelligent. I could just talk to them, literally. They understand every damn thing!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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They're the dog of choice for the sheep farmers in the UK. We used to have a programme called "One Man and his Dog" on British TV. It was a weekly competition between 3 shepherds to see who could complete a series of tests with a flock of sheep. The fastest dog won. It was fascinating to watch the dogs work to just whistles from the shepherd.
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I remember it! It was an excellent "back from the pub, had Sunday Roast, collapse in front of the TV" program.
Then they lost Phil Drabble, and it was never the same ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So true - RIP, Phil Drabble
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I have watched these programmes too . I think on Animal Planet channel. They were lovely.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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