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There are very few movies worth watch more than once. He seems to be in most of them.
“What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.”
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The world just got a little less wonderful, and a lot less charming.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Just a couple of weeks ago I saw he was still alive, I had thought he pass a few years ago. I was glad to see he was okay and now...
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Note my signature comes from one of his movies.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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...and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll find some excuse for never going back into the office again...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man how to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”
-- Ron Swenson
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reel, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, tackle boxes, lures, 20 pocket vest, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and a six pack.
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Quote: Teach a man to fish golf, and he'll find some excuse for never going back into the office again...
FTFY 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Teach a man to fish and his lawyers will be filing suit against you because of his allergic reaction to seafood. The only reason a grown man couldn't fish is because his parents were keeping him away from fish and seafood and then you went and ruined it, risking his life - you murderer!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Light a man a fire - keep him warm for a day
Light a man ON fire - keep him warm for life
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: keep him warm for life
the remaining 30 seconds of it anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he's lucky. 
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True dat!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This one is much more effective if you do it right:
Set a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
The original point was to illustrate the importance of literacy, something rapidly dying out...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Give a man a fish... then he'll have the fish.
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Give a man a fish and he'1l eat for a day. Give a man not a fish and he will have the rest of the world except the fish 
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...when you see that the bear has noticed you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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...and tell his woman to cook it. 
Marc
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Give a man a fish... And he'll take care for it for the rest of its life, or throw it back in the ocean where it belongs, or take it to an aquarium where they can take better care of it, because you can do other things with fish than eat it 
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Well...I know a cat that would be very happy to be given it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...and he can strengthen the joints.[^]
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Teach a man to fish . . . and his wife won't be suspicious of the smell when he gets home . . .
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Talking about fishing : I went to the Philippines some ten years ago, and visited several islands. One of them was really beautiful (blue water, white sand, etc...) and one guy lived near the beach, in a small wooden house. He would go every other morning fishing, and spend the rest of his day sleeping or enjoying the water. At first, I thought, wow, what a dull life. And then realized that I had worked two complete years to afford spending only five days on this very same paradise island - flying so far away from home will be for me a once-in-a-lifetime event ! - and honestly wondered : actually, whose life is the dullest ?
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Teach a man to fish and he'll sit under a tree and drink beer all day!
I'm ready to go fishing.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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