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Sounds cool 
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Nish Nishant wrote: Sounds cool
Oh I don't know about that, judging from the rotten eggs and tomatoes that were thrown. 
/ravi
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The farce is strong in you.
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The same joke for someone who speaks in an Indian accent would be :
Do you know Obi Wan's twin brother Obi Two Kenobi?
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You could throw in Obie Trice Kenobi if they were triplets...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If there was any doubt about whether I kinda stretched the joke too far, you've now totally sealed its fate. Luckily there's no down voting here any more. Whew!
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We can always mark it as spam.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I am now fully assimilated in the Windows 10 Borg Cube, but my wife is still out in the cold. I keep telling her that resistance is futile, but then she just glares at me. Scary! What should I do? Threaten her? Plead with her? Any suggestions?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Give in and upgrade to Win7? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You've got this the wrong way around. You're the one in the cold!
Life is too shor
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But it's so nice and toasty in here!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Let her back in the house.
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If flattery doesn't work try Jewelry?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I will try that. I have tried pitching woo, but after 49 years of marriage, that magic no longer works as well as it should.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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All the Wow has gone out of the Woo...hate it when that happens.
Congrats on the longevity, don't hear that much these days!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: but after 49 years of marriage
She'll know well why she doesn't immediately hop onto your Win10 bandwagon
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Turn her in to Microsoft for re-programming. duh. 
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Quote: Turn her in to Microsoft for re-programming
Yeah! I like that. But I want to add a few items to their code when they do!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason?
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason?
Yes?
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Quote: Would you really want your wife crashing at random times for no reason
But she will be very good at multi-tasking!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Let her know that her screen will be peppered with adverts for shoes and dresses and that spending your money will be only one click away
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Windows 10 is faster and smoother on boot, driver installations and on update. And it has longer support with updates.
I recommand to install Windows 10 on a SSD. "Fast as a shark" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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