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I've put them all in one basket, and counted there will be 5 hens once they hatch.
What can go wrong?
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One of them may be a cockerel.
That would of course be a c**k up.
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PompeyThree wrote: What can go wrong?
Never count your chickens BEFORE they hatch!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Wait, how long do you have to sit on them for before they hatch? 
I just couldn't resist. 
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If so, you might need to get yourself a High visibility jacket[^]! 
And if you feel a little more cocky, you can always go for the camouflage jacket[^]!!! BTW: Do yourselves the favour to look at the pictures - especially the ones with the "fox"!
Both links SFW!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hey! If you had to cross roads for a living you'd want one too!
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That fox has got a clucking TANK! 
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Yeah, he's really tankful!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Great, now the hawks can spot them easier.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Henery Hawk[^] will be glad.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I will make sure to share with fellow chicken coworkers! 
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My word, but he was a clever one, was Albert!
(Just a pity he didn't like Quantum Mechanics - we might have had a unified theory by now)
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The thing is I don't like Quantum Mechanics either. Not because I'm jealous, but because I don't want to call an Electron (or other similar particles) a wave, just because I can't explain the fact how it goes from the both slits at the same time. That's totally wrong!
Newton never knew some facts, like what is gravity or how it works. But he was better than these guys because he clearly said, "No, I don't know it yet!". They, are coming up with bizarre ideas. Quantum Tunnelling, Quantum Entanglement... Quantum stupidity!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I don't either, but that just because the damn spanners are so small...
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Well, we agree on something afterall. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Just wasted half an hour trying to order the first thing I came across on the IKEA site because I couldn't find the submit order button. Turns out the site's optimised for IE meaning that in Chrome the stupid button falls outside the stupid frame and can't be reached! Of course there's no contact info for the webmaster (do we still call them that) so no doubt it'll remain that way for the rest of time! I had to use Edge in the end ... I know ... I feel so icky!
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(Windows 7 here)
On Chrome and Firefox and IE the ikea.ca website looks fine, both "quick" buy buttons and regular buy buttons are at their proper places.
Maybe its a Win10 issue ?!?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Nope it's the GB site. The Canada site is still slightly cut off at the right edge for me but nowhere near to the degree that the UK's paltry excuse for a page is!
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Win 10, Chrome 64 (48.0.2564.109 m)
Went to Ikea UK site (and now I feel icky...)
Found an item, clicked "add to basket"
Clicked "View your shopping basket"
Entered a postcode (but not mine). Clicked "Calculate"
Swore. Put a space in the middle of the postcode. Clicked "Calculate"
Was told "Item(s)in your shopping cart are not available for purchase. Please review your cart or contact customer service."
Was glad.
Didn't press the "Begin Checkout" button, but could see it and it was clickable.
Basically, no problems. Except it was Ikea. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Except it was Ikea.
I promise faithfully that I have explored every other supplier I could think of but nobody else had anything suitable. Well that's not quite true there was one; but at a price that you could feed a thousand hamsters on for a year I gracefully declined!
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You didn't read the instructions. You are supposed to get the HTML and assemble the form yourself.
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