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Thanks dude, just riding it out. Lots of ice-cream though. Woo!
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Hope you will be better in not time... (red grape, apple, honey, black olives and unsweetened yogurt may help)
DIAMONDS
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Correct! You're up for tomorrow!
Yeah the other half suggested the same. Bless her, she's even taken to cutting the grapes in half.
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But does she peel them first? 
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Your mind isn't K(i)SS...Move to the soapbox!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I think that says a lot more about your mind than mine... 
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Chris Copeland wrote: a crippling stomach ulcer
Get it seen to - sooner the better. I suffered for years before I sought help, and continue to have digestive problems long after the two treatments (surgery and medication) that I needed.
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I suspect he is in the loving arms of the NHS.
I.e. waiting to be put on the waiting list to go on the waiting list to see the specialist who puts you on the waiting list to see the consultant who will cancel your op three times for no obvious reason, then bugger off to Oz sending you back to "Go" unless you have a "get out of hospital free" card... 
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There is a medical solution these days which works for many people: 7 days of antibiotics.
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The time finally arrived and we have now taken down our Christmas Tree in time for Lent 
veni bibi saltavi
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That's OK - you can put it back up on May Day! 
Aren't you heartily sick of Christmas by Jan 1st? I'm normally at least half wishing-it-was-over by mid November... 
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The tree never goes up before the 24th December and ours was so lovely it still had a good smell. January is such a dull month, Mrs Wife likes to keep the tree up for the bit of brightness.
veni bibi saltavi
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While I'd agree that the house does look rather "dull" and "bland" once the Christmas decs are all removed, there are better ideas than a dead twig in the corner of the room, surely!
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How do you keep the needles from falling off after a few weeks?
Do you put it in a bucket of glycol?
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I know my wife has her boquet from our wedding still preserved by spraying it with a healthy amount of hairspray, maybe you could do the same with a mine tree?
Or if you could disperse glue as an aerosol maybe that could work?
Might be a problem with smell but a few wonderbaums hidden as decoration should suffice. If you get something that smells close enough as a pine tree you could market it as Christmas on can.
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We did nothing. It kept it's needles, okay there were a lot fallen but it still looked good, and smelled lovely.
veni bibi saltavi
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Who have you lent it to?
In other news, Ice and a Slice Ltd[^] just opened up at the end of the road out of my village.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cambridge and/or Half Hitch. If they Winchester Twisted Nose BUY IT ALL!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
Which movie?
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Mars Attacks!
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Bill Gates - The Poop Water Story
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kanya West's Garden Posse
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The Day of the Triffids (1963)[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's fruitlessly scornful  
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Brokeback Mountain
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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