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Nice Job.
...it might be kinda hard to see what I did there....
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Let other people be the Judges of that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I say throw the book at him.
/ravi
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If he tries to catch it, he may hurt his psalms.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He doesn't have a prayer!
/ravi
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But he's a lot of amenities.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Maybe he can crucifix it?
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Maybe, then he can cross it off his todo list.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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For heavens sake, I can't.
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I imagine he's grateful for anything that's not gold, frankincense, myrrh or another damned partridge in a pear tree!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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No normally I just get given Clothes or Beer.
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That's a coincidence! I used to have an inferiority complex too - back when I thought there was somebody as good as me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: back when I thought there was somebody as good as me!
There was. his name was Christian Graus.
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"Brute forcing an administrator’s SSH password, which reportedly only took “0.32” seconds due to the credentials being left as default..."
That's the scary part.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
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I need more space for my signature.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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You have got to stop collecting quotes. Or maybe start a blog to hold them. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Having seen a lot of what is being submitted as 'articles' here, this could just as easily apply to C# or VB.net. It is nothing to do with the language, it is the usage. Sadly a lot of Java work is built through obfuscation as people think that making code unreadable means it's good.
If you can't read the code and understand it then it is the programmer that is at fault and not the language.
veni bibi saltavi
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If you can't read the code, the answer is more gin.
Life is too shor
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You failed to give credit to Robert Sewell, as he originated this statement.
[Prior link provided was redacted, as the page contains a statement which may be offensive to an unenumerated yet alleged (U.S.) "constitutional" class of "person(s)".]
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Just upgraded a personal laptop from W7 to W10. Upgrade went smooth, booted up. But the video and sound drivers are off  No sound over HDMI, no video-duplication on HDMI, resolution looks crap, etc. It's a Dell XPS 17 so I am sure it uses popular and very standard video/sound chips. Oh well, I'll have to experiment with various beta drivers and hope it works.
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Did you try Dell's website? There you can detect your computer's model and OS and get adequate drivers for them.
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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